... the girls, at least those I see, like it when you are clean. I do this on weekends so usually show up already showered, but if I sense that she'd still prefer to clean me herself, I happily oblige. Why? Because I want better service!

In any case, I go wash my hands before the play.

I am uncut and proud of that - not mindful. Yes I wash it there. Why? Because I want better service!

it's a subtle hint that she'd prefer you took one; sort of like the hint I got a few years ago that if someone offers you a breath mint, it just might be because they think you need one, so never turn it down!  As to the foliage around your private parts, I had a provider tell me a few months ago that if I cleaned it out I'd get much better resopnses from providers with regard to oral ministrations; I tried it and the first lady I saw remarked about it (I'd seen her a couple of times before so she noticed the difference) by saying that a neat & clean 'playground' was so much better.  As always, YMMV.

I prefer groomed genitals.  They do not have to be shaved.  But if you groom them, I will spend a lot more time playing with them.  Mostly, I do not mind hair at all.  If you are clean, I will work around it.  At the same time, if you want me to spend a lot of time with "the boys" groom them please.  

For the guys with the really LONG genital hair, please trim it just a bit.  That would be great!

I definitely think of their presentation.
I shave my shaft/boys, and trim everything else using a #2 trimmer, it leaves a little bit of hair, but not much.

Why?
Because, I hope that the lady I see will take care of herself as well, it's the "do unto others" thing. An old gf convinced me to do it and I've never looked back.

As far as the bathroom goes - if she offers - I use it. We all have different standards of cleanliness, and going with the flow tends to lead to a better experience.

when is doubt scrub!

Its best to clean before you make it over and definitely again before you start to play. Sometimes you might not be so fresh down there, and you might not be aware of it but we definitely are. So when its pretty bad I will offer the shower up, or i will clean you up myself Grabbing a wet towel and dousing it with soap!!!!

If you want us to lick your balls, please do not spray them with cologne.  Cologne smells nice.  But it tastes very bad.  Public service announcement!  LOL

ICK its so gross when a client doesn't shower and then you get up close and personal and you see that he has little bits on toilet paper stuck in there when you pull it down. Or when they say they just showered... but then it tastes like pee. LOL