Here is my dilemma... I am Jewish and normally would not have a date set up for Yom Kippur..  But, what if the lady is also Jewish?  Will I be doubly damned?  Would it be best if I waited until after services?  Should I find a lady who knows how to forgive my sins?  

Lots to think about....  

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A man is in a room full of people talking when he announces that ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!

A guy in the room stands up and says he takes offense at that remark.  The first guy says "why are you a lawyer"  He says no I am an asshole!!!

so I guess he's a sinner...maybe I should add some corporal punishment...

or wait, that is for the catholic boys ~~~~~

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ROTFLMAO! That's a good one.

I must be Jewish and didn't know it.

The Jews may have invented it, but it took the Catholics to perfect it!

actually a double mitzvah...........

Oy vey ish meer, who needs hell when you are married to a Jewish American Princess?  Hell would be a relief!