Whenever DA shows up of course! DUH!

I can't help it, I just have that effect on women!  

I went to see an older gentlemen for a first time visit. He was in his 70's, very sweet and more than a gentlemen. We talked a little and then he asked how I liked my pussy licked and for how long.

Well that was an easy answer for me "there's no such  thing as too much tongue".

Wonderful he said because I plan to fulfill your wildest fantasy. He pointed me to the bedroom and he said to go get comfortable and be ready to get pleased.

I propped my butt on a pillow with my pussy ready for whatever he could give me...Just as a joke.

Let me tell you this man went for my pussy like he had been starved and hadn't been fed in years. I was cumming all over the place and couldn't understand how this much older gentlemen could move me the way he was. Not one tooth had nicked me in over an hour and he said he would like to go for another hour if I could stand it. Not a question you ask this lady so let's proceed.

This gentlemen chomped on my pussy in every direction for two hours without making a pit stop. Our time was just about up and I thought maybe he might just want some attention. I asked when it was his turn.

He looked at me with a big smile but there where no teeth. He said  "was that the first time someone ate your pussy with no teeth. I always take them out just before doing oral on a lady."

ahhhhhhhhhhh !  brings a smile to my face each time I think of some of the many funny moments in the past and sure hope someone will top it

Kisses Haley

I had a gentlemen who was celebrating his 80th birthday and he wanted to do something he had never tried before. It was up to me to choose the act. He comes into town every few months and always calls me. It was his birthday and a very special one at that since I knew it could be the last we would be enjoying together.

What to do with a man who has seen every square inch of your body inside out. For those who have gotten to know me I think my fun side is pretty evident. I'm not the demure lady to sit with her legs crossed but more the brazen little flirt who would open her legs just enough to show my pussy maybe or maybe not with panties on.

My friend is bald and I have always been attracted to bald headed men. They are the sexiest men on earth as far as I am concerned.

He wanted me to surprise him with something special for his birthday that he would never forget because our time was running out. He is turning 80. Mind you he can run with the best of you so don't think this man doesn't play. He just uses the skills he is best suited for at this time. My favorite one of all is "there is no such thing as to much tongue" and he sure does love to eat pussy.

Anyway, back to my story and my weekend date. I have always joked that instead of using my pocket rocket i'm going to lube his bald head up and rub my pussy all over it. Each time I spoke of such a thing he would chuckle and laugh his ass off never thinking I would really do such a thing.

When he arrived we made out like crazy but we are now unable to do much else. I licked his neck and we kissed each other all over. We shared laughter and passion intertwined and I started to lick his bald head and tell him how sexy and hot it made me feel. He just laughed and laughed as we played. Next thing he knew without a moment to really wonder what was coming next I lubed his bald head with astro glide and started to masturbate till my cum was all over his beautiful bald head. Once I was finished I sucked his cock till he was dripping in my mouth and we kissed and laughed together. For a souvenir I took my panties and rubbed the cum off his bald head and put them in the envelope his birthday card was in. He thought that was the most erotic moment in our 22 year history. Do you think he enjoyed his birthday surprise ?

We have a lot more conversations these days than sex. Holding hands with laughter and good conversation are very much a part of every time we meet. A lot of kissing and cuddling round out for the most part our perfect session. Now i'm not going to tell you where our lips travel but let me tell you this..."there's no such thing as too much tongue"  LOL

I'm wondering how many of you will be around to a share a moment like that with your special lady.

Kisses Haley

I love a good tongue fight and find many men will not join in. My experience is that few men even if they talk a good fantasy will not actually partake of tasting their own cum.

My favorite was a man who had a gorgeous bald head that I always remarked about and licked in a very seductive way. He said he wanted to have some sensual fun and I suggested a real good snowball fight and continue with the sensual moments right on into his second round. He chickened out when offered his cum so I decorated his bald head with the large juicy load that dripped down his forehead and cheeks. I licked it in every direction and we laughed and kissed through the whole cleanup process. His cock got hard, our lips met and finally he tasted his cum. Our second round landed squarely in my mouth and he didn't fight of the snowball fight this time

Kisses Haley