From reading mpt's thread, a couple of you guys have lunch at College Park for the girls. Why don't you go back to college like I did 2.5 years ago (I 50.5 now)? I didn't think of this fringe benefit when I signed up.

One time in the library, a girl followed me to a stack of highly technical books and asked a bunch of questions that she knew nothing about. I knew what she wanted but unfortunately I had to go to class. And, besides, I was shy then.

...now I have to explain it to the SO, why my three degrees are not enough and I just have to get another undergraduate degree.  

Maybe I'll join a fraternity.

I went back to school, after some years in the Navy; however, I made the mistake of going back to a techy school. Thus the amount of hot chicks were very limited.

3 degrees all well. I figure if I can't retire early (can't afford to) I might as well change career and do something more interesting.

For your case, you would have an excuse to stay out late. You're supposed to turn off your cell phone in the library, right?

...genuflecting and kowtowing and whatever to your genius.  In this day and age, there just have to be a few freaky co-eds here and there that just might take an interest in a graying eminence in their midst.

Dye your hair (I don't need it yet) and walk around in some oversized pants dropped down to your ankles; you'll look like one of them.