-If you have searched on the "what's new" page of eros everyday.  
-If you have been impressed by a "what's new" image only to realize its TS/TV. DOH!
-If you haven't found a provider and have thought...well maybe that TS/TV might be ok...HA!HA!HA!
-If you have seen an extremely hot model on eros and then realized that her price point was $220/hr and she had a (202) number. Fake!
-If you have been disappointed or scammed on at least one occasion.
-If you have more than 10+ favorites listed in you TER account.  
-If you have written a review and remember it fondly.  
-If you walk into a hotel and go up in an elevator and knock on the door and are nervous/excited. And praying she looks better than the photos. And can never look at hotels the same way again.
-If you have left a session with the biggest grin on your face and can't help it.  
-If you have left a session and even tho you used a cover still get anxiety that you might catch something anyways. Only to find out you are fine and you are just straight up trip'n!
-If you have wondered what you'd say if you got busted by LE?
-If you have wondered should I finally just have that threesome?
-If you have read this in a review: " I came inside her...in the cover of course"
-If you have read this in a review: "She looked better than her photos"
-If you have read a Beefeater review and been like "how the hell does he do it? He must be like batman rich. "
-If you thank the high heavens for TER and that fact that it works!

If you spend the entire day fantasizing about your appointment scheduled for that evening, getting wood by imagining the different positions you will be engaged in, and praying you can both satisfy her and encourage little man to fulfill his destiny at least 2 times over the 2 hours.  

you can't drive past a hotel where you've been with an escort and not wonder who's in there now, doing what

WOW.....A complete list!!  The only one I would add:

while having sex with a civie (or your SO) you thought to yourself "appearance 8, performance 9, good BBBJ, mish, K9, finished with CG"

"Batman Rich" lmao...I wonder how most of you guys do it; I make six figures, but I can only afford to hobby every now and then

Those tranny pics have to be fake, right?  They're all over "adult services" on BP, which is kinda scary, since hobbying is market driven- in the words of Austin Powers, "That's a maaan, baaaaby"!!!!

-- you stress out about cumming too quickly and whether you can muster a second cup.