Where they hand you the sheets before you go to the room? Tell me you are joking?

Renting the room by the hour is not available in the US. Hourly rental is available only in Japan at the f*ck hotels. To get your moneys worth from the hotel it is best to spend the night regardless if the provider just spends a few hours or overnight.

Now you see why incall is popular with Married hobbists. You have to be concerned about the location, access to a shower, overbooking (where the provider kicks you out for the next appointment), place with the wrong type of odor that can get in your clothes.

I prefer to have a provider come to a hotel room that I pay for. I make sure that the hotel has a laundry room to wash clothes. I can't tell you how many times I have had to wash perfume out of my clothes.

Make sure that you get the room reservation for 2 people so you have plenty of towels and wash clothes. Sometimes the makeup can get on your face. Another reason for shower facilities.

I don't know and I don't care...

I don't know of any such places, and don't want to. Ugh!

But you are right, "outcall only" providers can be a challenge. One time I did meet such a provider at a hotel, but I booked a room at a nice place a few miles from my home--and actually stayed there overnight. Of course, this can be an expensive option, which is why I only did it once!

I never tried this with a provider but for some free extra marital exercise a few years back I would use the Marriott in Crystal City asking for the "day rate." They had a number of rooms reserved for "day rate" customers. It was a set price for three or four hours. I think many "reputable" hotels offered day rate rooms. Call and ask.

Any place with a room for rent sign hanging out on the front porch - motels with names you've never heard of before - many of my single male friends would be willing to rent rooms I'm sure - but they don't except cash or CC - trade services.

Really - if you are suggesting this for a client that doesn't want to book a room and have a "Thank You" card mailed home - I am sure there are the No Tell Motel/Hotels around - just don't know of any myself

Ask a SW. There are 3 in DC and 1 in PG MD near the rt 450/capital plaza.  But I don't know any provider who would go there.  Bite the bullet and get a decent hotel room.