: Washington DC Discussion : Hey Stud ... Need a Lift?

EasyCompany 1072 reads

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There is schmootz on the B-pillar between the front and rear doors.

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phonyadmin 1063 reads

posted 15 years ago

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DC quits, Chicago is too good...eom

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Fugly 3050 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Photo Caption Time

Ok folks we have been challenged by the Chicago board to come up with more and better captions.

Fugly 1374 reads

posted 15 years ago

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All that meat and no taters.......

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bnk1999 25 Reviews 1075 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Damnnnnn! Look at those HUGE titties!

Sorry I'm drawing a blank after that. LOL.

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DrunkAss-tipsytipsy 1386 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Have you noticed that I have arms too? eom

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PurpleCityMadMan 1090 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Tahoe Titti titt

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PurpleCityMadMan 1132 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Tahoe Titi Tuesday

That picture explains why SUVs are susceptible to a rollover, in a side impact collision.

Thoes tities left me tongue tied.

slipperyfun 80 Reviews 1100 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Here's a few suggestions...

- Hey dipstick, could you check my oil also, please?

- Pups always love to ride with the window down!

- Is this the full service lane?

- It's really the fastest way to air out the under-boobie perspiration...

- I have to ride this way; the dash is too much of a squeeze to fit in frontways.

- You should see the view from the driver's side...

- Listen what it sounds like when we go really fast!

babbalewy 11 Reviews 987 reads

posted 15 years ago

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And what you'll really be impressed with sir, is the curb-feeler technology we put into the vehicle

Posted By: Fugly

Ok folks we have been challenged by the Chicago board to come up with more and better captions.

babbalewy 11 Reviews 926 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Umm....the side airbags. Is that an add-on or do they come standard?

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babbalewy 11 Reviews 943 reads

posted 15 years ago

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I don't care where you got them ma'am, but transporting melons across state lines is illegal.

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NickCharlesIII 7 Reviews 1436 reads

posted 15 years ago

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There has been a Listeria outbreak ma’am. . .

There has been a Listeria outbreak ma’am.
I am going to have to inspect your cantaloupes.

Courtesy of Jessie Yum Yum Nurus.
Credit where credit is due.

NickCharlesIII 7 Reviews 1434 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Damn car put the headlights in the wrong place!

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fred_flintstone 15 Reviews 1196 reads

posted 15 years ago

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If you stare at this picture long enough you will see two W's (e)

Posted By: Fugly

Ok folks we have been challenged by the Chicago board to come up with more and better captions.

BaltimoreBetty See my TER Reviews 847 reads

posted 15 years ago

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BallOOns in the wind! LOL! OR.....

Forget about the airbags...BOOB bags work better! They feel better too!
OR...
Those are two airBOOBbags I wouldn't mind having in my face!
OR...
Truck DOOR KNOCKERS! LOL!

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 893 reads

posted 15 years ago

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You did better than me....I just stared at the pic for 5 mins. lol -e-

Posted By: BettyCocker

Forget about the airbags...BOOB bags work better! They feel better too!
OR...
Those are two airBOOBbags I wouldn't mind having in my face!
OR...
Truck DOOR KNOCKERS! LOL!

GoodHumourMan 1131 reads

posted 15 years ago

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GOT MILK - Want some?

MMMMmmmm-brbrbrbrbrb. motor boating...

PageBreak 1076 reads

posted 15 years ago

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DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!! They cause more accidents!

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cageyboy 25 Reviews 1523 reads

posted 15 years ago

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What Are You Staring At?

1SweetJasmine 960 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Special model includes two air bags

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rbyb 298 Reviews 1063 reads

posted 15 years ago

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But officer do really have to write me a ticket?

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rbyb 298 Reviews 1065 reads

posted 15 years ago

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welcome to the gun show I call them smith and wesson

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rbyb 298 Reviews 1158 reads

posted 15 years ago

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forget captions someone write a mini already!

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edc53063 52 Reviews 1068 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Mobile Lessons in Russian Anyone? eom

eom

McDonald000 90 Reviews 1675 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Exactly my thought. Damn!!! It'll be a hard 1 (EOM)

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McDonald000 90 Reviews 977 reads

posted 15 years ago

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SOME1 PM me her # immediately!!! I need to get with this lady ASAP!!! (EOM)

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DomDraper 1149 reads

posted 15 years ago

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She said "You don't think they're perky?" eom

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marsbubble 7 Reviews 1448 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Nnnnnnicceeeeeeeee

Would that be a Wash and Wax - maybe refresh the interior a bit?

Jake-dc 109 Reviews 1257 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Russian side air bags standard, Moon Roof $ additional eom

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splurt 931 reads

posted 15 years ago

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I'm sorry Officer. Were we speeding?

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db911 34 Reviews 954 reads

posted 15 years ago

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I thought I told you to STAY - IN - THE - TRUCK !

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Board Admin 1010 reads

posted 15 years ago

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I will be giving away 14 days of VIP to the winner!! (E)

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sufficientinfo 73 Reviews 1749 reads

posted 15 years ago

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No, ma'am, your "girls" don't count for the HOV lane.

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Scotty Boy 933 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Dont get many of these to a POUND

Posted By: Fugly

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1SweetJasmine 1370 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Caution, objects may appear larger than they actully are...

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bdaboom 199 Reviews 1370 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Mind if we cut in front? eom

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Maxximus-Aurelius 41 Reviews 1094 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Do you REALLY need a Carfax???? -eom-

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kjpepper 48 Reviews 1111 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Sadly ...

... due to the tragic double amputation of her arms, Jessica was forced to depress the lock on the front passenger door of her SUV the only way she knew how...

Posted By: Fugly

Ok folks we have been challenged by the Chicago board to come up with more and better captions.

giselle69 See my TER Reviews 1291 reads

posted 15 years ago

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Some guys like their bitches ...

to hang their heads out the window and let their furry ears flap in the breeze and some guys like their bitches to let their boobies flap in the breeze...