Post a joke and help lighten things up.  Here's mine, don't be too hard on me please.

Lately I've been thinking hard about getting a tattoo of a $100 dollar bill on my dick.  You know why?

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Because Women Love to BLOW Money

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Moral of the story...  the razor rules !!!

RK

went to a marriage counseler to try to save their foundering marriage.  The counseler said 'I find it's good to start off discussing something you have in common, just to get the conversation moving.'  The guy says 'Well, neither one of us sucks dick!'

Here is mine from the Erotic Humor board.. I have ordered one of these!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

A man takes his seat on the airplane he is going on a business trip.

Like most men he is curious about whom will be seated next to him.

A beautiful women gets on the plane and she winds up seated next to him.

She introduces herself and explains she is going on a business trip also.

He inquires as to the purpose of the business trip.

She explains that she is a speaker at a convention.  

The topic of which is pertaining to sexual myths.

She continues:

That many think that the the french are the best lovers.

But in fact there are three distinct groups that are really known for there ways in the bedroom.

The american indian is known for there sexual prowess and stamina.
The jewish man is known for his passion.

But it is the American redneck that is truly a five star athlete when it comes to making love.

She then stops herself and apologizes.  She mentions she has chatted on and on and does not even know the gentlemans name.

He stutters for a moment and replies:

Tonto.......Tonto Bernstein.......But my food freinds just call me bubba.