The Beefeater that can be named is not the eternal Beef. Subtle yet robust, Beefeater is the origin of heaven and earth, he is the father of all things. If one knows the Beefeater, one is privy to the Great Mystery. The Beefeater manages affairs without doing and in this way nothing (and no one) is left undone. The Beefeater is empty and without form. Like a vessel it is the emptiness within that makes the Beef useful. Honored ancestor of all things! The Beefeater is not proud but relishes obscurity allowing his works to speak for themselves and then they are forgotten. The Beef produces all things and nourishes them yet does not boast or claim them as his own. The Beef is cautious like a man wading a fast flowing stream, yeilding like ice about to melt, courteous like a guest, unpretentious like uncarved wood. The Beef is singular and apart from other men, transcendent and accomplished, yet humble and ordinary. Long live the Beef!
The Beefeater that can be named is not the eternal Beef. Subtle yet robust, Beefeater is the origin of heaven and earth, he is the father of all things. If one knows the Beefeater, one is privy to the Great Mystery. The Beefeater manages affairs without doing and in this way nothing (and no one) is left undone. The Beefeater is empty and without form. Like a vessel it is the emptiness within that makes the Beef useful. Honored ancestor of all things! The Beefeater is not proud but relishes obscurity allowing his works to speak for themselves and then they are forgotten. The Beef produces all things and nourishes them yet does not boast or claim them as his own. The Beef is cautious like a man wading a fast flowing stream, yeilding like ice about to melt, courteous like a guest, unpretentious like uncarved wood. The Beef is singular and apart from other men, transcendent and accomplished, yet humble and ordinary. Long live the Beef!
The Source that can be told of is not an unvarying source; The names that can be named are not unvarying names. It was from the Nameless that Cock and Pussy sprang; The named is but the motherf*cker that rears the ten thousand creatures, each after its kind.
He's so famous as a PoonHound that even in L.A People were wondering what happened to #1 (or maybe it was just me wondering) . But glad to hear that it's just disabling the feature of being listed on the top 100 reviewers of all time. I thought maybe all that poon-sampling finally got to him.
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