Hilarious ... but no ... my bank account doesn't allow for that many visits.  Your post did crack me u though.  I'll now live vicariously thru your adventures

at my hotel during a 5 night stay.  Actually more than once.

And in each case it was a key required elevator. I  was getting the slight smile and rolling eyes from the bell captain in a NYC hotel who always seemed to be on hand when my lady arrived.

Once in Hollywood I saw 4 different ladies in 6 nights. Oddly each wanted to have a drink at the hotel bar after our little romp. I guess we worked up a thirst.  And it really was a very cool trendy bar off of the lobby.

The same bartender was there every damn time. She herself was quite the hottie.
By the 3rd night she was pretty aware of who I was...lol

Ahhhh , those were the days.

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