This kid walks into the soda fountain with his cowboy outfit on and says to the waitress: give me an ice cream sundae. She replies, want whipped cream on top? He says: yeah give me whipped cream. She asks: Want cherry on top? Yeahhhhhhh, give me a cherry on top. She says: want crushed nuts? He replies, while drawing his toy pistols and pointing them at her: Want your tits shot off?
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