After a lively staff meeting today it was put to my associates what new creative discounts we could offer. After much debate one of my associates blurted out, we could give discounts for men under 4 inches.  

I looked at her and said, "and what happens if they are a politician ?"

"What do you mean ?", she asked.

At which point Allison shot out "about 435  freebies since most of them are quite dick-less!"  

What do you think ?  

Does this promotional idea come up.....

 
Wait for it....

 

 

 

 

A little..Short, or what ?

 
Lee Dreams
"Sine amore, nihil est vita    

 
**  535 seats in the 113th US Congress of which Women hold 97, or 18.1%