OK, I've never done a mini before so don't flame me!
Looks 8 Might be a bit older than advertised but I'm the last person you should listen to when it comes to determining age. Skinny, but in a really sexy kind of way.
Service 9 DFK, BBBJTC (gulp), DATY, CFS,
Had a great time, be nice to her.
I've already submitted a full review.

You might want to use a few more words and some punctuations next time.

Last time I picked on someone's grammar, or lack thereof, I got my ass kicked !!!

When I read "Looks 8 Might be a bit older" I was like "What the. . ." Then I was like "Maybe he meant 18."

I'm just sayin

You're right; it's hilarious when you put it that way. I’ll be more careful next time.