My wife keeps telling people that our kids have "Gone Greek" at college and love it! One of these days, when I grow up, I'll tell her what the alternate meaning is to fraternities and sororities
My wife keeps telling people that our kids have "Gone Greek" at college and love it! One of these days, when I grow up, I'll tell her what the alternate meaning is to fraternities and sororities
she's just got that look, everyone wants her. She tells me and my homeboy that she wants that DP special I cracked up laughing, turns out she was referring to a special food order by a customer with the initials DP.
....who invited me on a weekend date to visit his alma mater, and we stayed at a bed and breakfast. Each morning, during breakfast, the piped in music was the "Eros Guide", hold music, from a few years back. Ladies, you know this one. I could never keep a straight face!
they watch the 'bottom line' on ESPN and the NHL scores scroll by and it shows the Columbus Blue Jackets as 'CBJ' (cracks me up)
However I think they caught wind of what CBJ also stands for and may have changed it to CLS (columbus).
Anywho......
One thing that cracks me up ... When crossing a major bridge (such as Gov Nice bridge on US 301), the signs advising oversize vehicles to "Call XXX-XXX-XXX For Escort".
it was more along the lines of a provider ad with a nautical theme:
"hi boys, i'm a destroyer escort: a femme fatale with killer curves who will never leave you high and dry. whether in public or in private your cargo is always safe with me".
but then y sense of humor tends to leave folks at sea....
I've thought about making a fake business card with their logo and put "Spit or Swallow" as the tag line and sneak it in to a friends event package just to see his face as he reads it.
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