is the story of the happier half of my life

great sign!

My most successful advances have always been awkward.....

I suppose because I was too smitten and caught up in the moment to be "smooth".  Or maybe because the m'mselles du jour had had enough of smooth and found awkward to be charming. In any event, I heartily agree with the sentiment....

I Masturbate and I vote.

(Though not usually at the same time).