Worst experience:

So there was a very popular independent provider in DC.  Very hard to get an appointment.  I try and eventually get an appointment.  The lunchtime arrangements had you go to an apartment building where you were instructed to call again for the room number.

Get to the building, try to call and nothing.  No answer, no explanation.  After standing and calling for 10-15 minutes I leave and head back to work.

Later, after consulting privately with members of the TER community(providers and reviewers), I learn that I had just been "reviewed and rejected" by this popular provider most likely from a window or building camera.  Never tried again, never looked back.

My worst experience thus far.


Best experience:

So there used to be a small agency called Syd's secrets.  One of his beauties went indy and I managed to remain a client.  On one of her trips, I arrange an early morning session.  Was up late the night before and had to travel an hour to see her the next morning.  I thought about canceling but she was leaving that day and I didn't want to miss her.

So we're going at it in missionary and I inexplicably lose my  mojo go limp and am unable to continue.  I give up, lay down and just look up at the ceiling.

Undeterred by this, she removes the cover and kneels down between my legs without saying a word and starts working on me.  Not immediately, but soon the flag goes to half mast then then it's flying high!  Unbelievable!

She keeps at it and eventually finished me off, swallowing everything.

I had given up but she didn't give up on me which was such an  unselfish act.  Boy, I miss her.

My worst experience;

It was a NCNS at 7am. I had attempted a double-header. One at 6pm and well....
The girl never showed up in the morning. Of course I attempted contact. Nothing, I left and went home. She sent me an email at 2:30am to tell me how self-righteous I was for demanding an apology and a reason. I reviewed her as a NCNS.Her response to my review was that she was afraid of me. As time past,she did the same thing a couple of more times using the same excuse. She was simply no good for am appts. No big deal. Just don't line any up.


My best experience;

A former ATF and I spent a number of hours in and out of a jaccuzzi,in front of a fireplace and consumating in almost every inch of the suite. She was my first and only overnite to date. I can't imagine having a better time with anyone. She has gone the legit route. I can't be happier for her. The effort SHE made to create enjoyment for us BOTH has yet to be matched by anyone.She is the ONLY girl to EVER 'finish' me five times in a twelve hour period. The remainder of my hobby exper's have only created 5 finishes total in 11mos.

I realize that I am kinda slow at this - it has taken me 16 months to post those 50 reviews lol

Best: I'm gonna stay mum - I'm keeping her for myself and do not want to give away any hints....

But I have seen many ladies who made me feel that it was not a service and took very good care fo me. Too many to single out.

And three ladies who were "10s" in appearance in my estimation, one now retired and no longer listed.

Worst experiences? NCNS. Probably five or six. I do not give second chances nor do I stress about it. Lotsa pretty fish in the TER aquarium lol

Funniest?

How about being walked in on *twice* during a session with a hot little blonde......

The lips locked and the clothes went flying as soon as my backside cleared the doorjamb. We were so enraptured with each other that we *forgot to close the door*. When a while later she let out a scream for orgasm number 1, maid number 1 came running in....... while we were locked together in mish. I ignored her and carried on.....  

she excused herself after a bit of ogling and an entirely indecent interval (I was about to invite her to join in - she was cute....). Toward the end of the session, when I had the lady on her knees and was feeding her, maid # 2 came walking in..... but performed a very sharp 180 and left us in peace.

Just as well - in her case the scenery was not up to par.... I frankly did not give a fuck, as I was just about on my way, but I suggested that blondie might want to move to a different hotel...

This would be much better if folks would name the providers in question ... at least the ones that generated good memories!

some gents seem to think that I am an easy grader, or maybe too easy to please.

I have given two 10s and a whole bunch of 9s

I think that I have either been very lucky, or have done good research (thank you TER) in some combination or other.

And / or maybe I just bring out the best in people lol  '

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referred to was UTR anyway. I did share the overnite experience with the board however.

knowing what you really want, doing proper research, and having patience will lead to very good visits more times than not.

Things do happen and no one if perfect, I'd have to say I've had wayyyy more great visits than bad ones.  Ironically some of my good visits have even come from ladies others did not like so the key is read the reviews, but know who you are and what pleases you.

you are absolutely right.

The review *contents*, the way the lady presents herself on her website, her board presence if any, and the sense I get from communication with her are all important to me. Far moreso than the raw "scores" given by other gents.

I've seen ladies whose reviews did not particularly impress me but their board personna really did. Every one has proven to be a winner in my book. Is it possible to establish "chemistry" via electronic medium LOL

But if a lady's reviews attract me, and communicating with her does not give me a good vibe, I probably won't visit.

Yes, it is a lot of work to go through given the fact that the overwhelming majority of my dates are of the once n done variety.

But I am a connoisseur -  and have found the effort to be worth it.

Cheers

GTM

The worst experience that I've had so far was with a girl off of CL. I sedt the date at a motel off of RT. 40. I called and waited for her to come to me in the lobby. She shuffled up to the lobby in her pjs. We went to her room which she was sharing with another and a small dog. No kissing above the neck or breasts was allowed. The head was lousy and the sex was so uninpiring I lost my wood. I went to the bathroom to wash myself and saw used douching supplies. I made a quick exit.  
 The second worst experience was with a woman called Storm (she has reviews) who offered better services than the previos girl but she hated giving head, and said as much. She also had this hidious scar on her abdomen.
The best experiences was with Amber, a sweet voluptuos blonde from Wisconsin. The first date was in D.C. and the second was a two hour date in BWI. Ambers' breasts were huge and full and her hips were a handful. She established in my mind what the "girl friend experience" was about.

The worst was in Port Hueme, California many decades ago. She appeared cute and busty. Behind closed doors, all I got was "hurry up and finish already, I am not your girlfriend." She was so loose I wasn't feeling any pleasure. I pretended to finish and got the hell off the rug in the empty apartment.

The Best are ones I have repeated several times. The Women who made me feel special and I was able to make a mental connection with as well as physical one. Ladies who definitely gave and recieved Orgasms. The GFE types that during the down time gave you a massage or stroked your hair in an affectionate way. Thank you to the Best Ones, as you shared your body and lust with me. You know who you are, those that still read the Board posts.

She wasn't the best the first time I saw her, or when I reviewed her, but she got better every time.. After the tenth visit she became the best and the last visit months ago, I didn't come in my usual 5 minutes... She lost patience with me when my time was almost up, and finished me with a HJ when she knew I wanted a BJ..I reckon she took me for granted since I had seen her so many times..I haven't been back since, and every time I think of her I give myself a handjob so I forget.
After editing...To make sure no one thinks it was one of my other favs who tired of me and finished with a HJ I must confess it was Jin..

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My worst experience was with a girl near my office. I thought I could slip away at lunch for a little afternoon delight and do it without a drive or public transpo. I walked to the park in front of her condo and called to advise my arrival. No answer although I scheduled the visit less than 2 hours prior. I waited in the park in the rain under a tree 15 minutes and called again. Again no answer. I started the return walk to my office and my phone rang. It was her. She sounded out of it, groggy with slurred speech. I assumed she had been sleeping. My underworked head convinced be to turn around and keep the appointment so I returned to her condo and went up to her room.  She met me at the door with a real wet and sloppy kiss. I thought this could be good. We proceeded to get comfy on the couch with a glass of wine. More wet but rather unemotional kisses. I thought she was still half asleep. We stood to disrobe and move to the bed and she stumbled and fell to the floor. I thought she was just light headed because she stood up too quickly. We got in the bed and started to kiss again. She lay there limp for the entire time. I thought she died. It was then I noticed her extremely dilated eyes. I got dressed and left. Lest you think I departed and left her there to die, she is still in the business and gets many less than stellar reviews. It was not a bad day for her but clearly my worst experience.

My best experience is yet to come. That is the big motivator for me to hobby on and be a hobby enthusiast.

Would have to be a toss up.  Tied at the top was the Stevie Foxxx & Mindee doubles session and a gal I recently saw in Vegas called Melody.  The doubles session was probably the most intense, non stop sexual experience possible where everything was available and almost everything was tried or at least sampled.  Melody on the other hand was the ultimate GFE.  I have never been made to feel like the center of the universe like this gal did, she has the most delicate, sensual touch that drives you crazy. A hands free BBJ that is beyond belief.  Passionate?  She went well beyond GFE and I would almost have to say it was like honeymoon sex, it was so intense and passionate.  Hope she comes to DC soon, she is one of a kind.

Worst?  That is easy, well reviewed gal who has started drinking way too much during sessions. Broke wind during DATY (talk about a buzz kill), an kept burping during greek doggie

Worst Experience:

Several calls and 2 hours after our scheduled time, the well-reviewed local provider showed up at my condo intoxicated and depressed. Finally got her to bed where she actually started sobbing about her life. After consoling her we pressed on to MISH and I finished quickly despite her phone ringing constantly. She finally answered and it was her driver, who she verbally abused then hung up. Her phone rang again but she just cussed the driver and refused to answer. Next my phone rang and it was her angry driver who asked to speak with her. I handed her the phone and she promptly hung up on him without a word.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worst her driver started pounding loudly on my front door. He pounded so hard that the door broke and wouldn’t open. He then started yelling that he’s going to call the police and tell them I was assaulting his girlfriend, ensuring my neighbors heard the entire tirade. Through the broken door I tried to assure him she was fine but since he broke the door, the only way for her to leave would be to climb over my balcony and jump from my 2nd story condo, which is exactly what she did.

The next day the driver calls accusing me of non-payment. The provider eventually confessed to receiving the donation but that she must have left it. I agreed to search my home and after finding the envelope on my balcony I called her driver and arranged a time for him to pick it up. He arrived, thanked me for “manning up” and my torment was finally at an end. Well, not quite. It still cost me $85 to have a locksmith fix my door.

Best Experience

After considering a new hobby I decided instead to schedule a visit with a very cute local Latino provider. She arrived on time dressed in an elegant black dress and high heels and wearing a smile that could brighten the darkest of moods. We had some drinks, some laughs and lots of DFK. Next we moved to the bedroom for some more DFK, BBBJ, and CG then MISH where I popped. We just seemed to click and had so much fun together that I had her visit again.

2nd visit was much the same as the 1st, except this time something unusual happened. At the end she asked if she could stay overnight (no extra charge) hinting that the best was yet to come. After somewhat regaining my senses I think I blurted out something unintelligible. We made popcorn and cuddled in my bed while watching an old classic movie. Her girlfriend Melanie called at one point to check on her and couldn’t believe she was staying at no extra charge. After the movie we went on to more DFK, K9, Lazy Dog then MISH where I spilled cup#2. We went to sleep but woke up a few hours later still feeling randy so we spooned until I spilled cup#3. Next morning we got up only to realize her car had been towed. I took her to get it, we kissed and said our goodbyes.

Her CV and EROS ads disappeared soon after, her phone got disconnected and I’ve been looking for her ever since. I even went so far as to email another provider several times who I thought might have been the girlfriend who called that night but never got a reply. Penelope, if you’re out there I’d love to hear from you!

The best was before I did reviews or even knew about TER, now retired Kori of TGND would rape me for three hours and charge me for two - god I miss her.

The worst, probably my review of Mistress Cassie, which for some reason can only be accessed via her TER ID 135939.  Mercifully, she has apparently stopped taking hard earned cash for virtually nothing in return, likely due to the lack of any repeat business.

The best would be hard to nail down. Lots of nice experiences. In the worst, I had to deal with a germophobic, obsessive-compulsive woman with whom "wood" was never achieved. It was a total disaster and was almost enough to make me swear off white women.