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good luck bud. eom
!Drunk-wants_a_HappyMeal 610 reads
posted
1 / 20
McDonald000 90 Reviews 1260 reads
posted
2 / 20

Man, I have been a very busy man this month. With over 7 approved reviews for October, and a couple of more pending. I do not know if I should pass up this opportunity. Take a look at the website below. I tried researching her, but nothing came up. You think its a good idea? I am known for TOFTT, but this makes me a bit paranoid. I am about to find out if she's legit, and hopefully GFE. I don't know if I should pass on this opportunity, hopefully she will wow me, and not wow me in the wrong way.

Anyways, I am about to give her a call and find out. Wish me luck guys, I don't know how long she will stay around this area. But if she's legit, I'll let you guys know with a mini, and a follow up of this OP. Hot damn, Wish me luck, I am scared.....Hehehe. I am about to call her and give her a try. Oh, since I will be away from my computer, feel free to leave comments, concerns, questions, or input pertaining to this provider and my adventurous move.

BackPageHoundDog 505 reads
posted
3 / 20

We look forward to reading you review.

dreamsescorts See Agency Profile 555 reads
posted
4 / 20
dreamsescorts See Agency Profile 919 reads
posted
5 / 20


Taking a moment to step back, a thought has occurred to me. She's almost too good to be true and  is only interested in reviewers. This smacks of strategic elements in "Operation Flea collar".  OFC was a defining Florida investigation which lead to a fundamental shift in LEO's approach in many jurisdictions.

In the bigger picture I sincerely hope this was just a hair brained, paranoid, self pleasuring delusion and everything goes fine and she becomes your ATF. Then of course you both violate the rules of crossing the line between business and personal, fall in love, get married,  have kids and live happily ever after.

.. until 7 years later your seeing providers again.....

* Laugh *

Hey!!?  What?!! I did say "Delusion"  didn't I?


Ok I'll shut up now...

Lee Dreams

"Sine amore, nihil est vita"

PurpleCityMadMan 487 reads
posted
6 / 20
Claudius42310 13 Reviews 418 reads
posted
7 / 20

except i didn't have the OFC history.

but of course, if in the movies, our protagonists would avoid everything that had TRAP written all over it, many cinema experiences would be far poorer.

so, good luck to our intrepid adventurer. meanwhile, i'll settle in with some snacks and other tasty treats and await events.

overdale 6 Reviews 451 reads
posted
8 / 20
BackPageHoundDog 490 reads
posted
9 / 20

She posted an ad in St Louis on Friday looking for reviewers.

PurpleCityMadMan 428 reads
posted
10 / 20

& today on a sappy site, wich  I don't give much credit to.

!Drunk-wants_a_HappyMeal 416 reads
posted
11 / 20

I could've had five happy meals and had time to draw cartoons with crayons in the time it took you to write that shit... lol  ;)

sorry to hear the evening didn't go so well

McDonald000 90 Reviews 1010 reads
posted
12 / 20

Saw her post around 5:30PM or so asking for reviews. I am from DC, and I know traveling in BWI around this time on a weekday will be traffic. Thought I wait a little before calling. Got on here and post a thread maybe looking for opinions and input. Thanks BPhounddog for informing me that she posted at another region asking for reviewers only, and I think she posted Thursday. Hopefully by now, with her request, you would think some1 reviewed her by now. So, I tried calling. No answer. Left a voice message, no answer. Left a text, no answer. Humm... I called twice, left one voice message, and left two text, all of which are within appropriate time intervals of one hour. I thought I gave her the benefit of the doubt that she may be busy. At least should could have texted or call me back informing that she was busy or possibly schedule another day. No response.

I'm not gonna be in contact with her anytime soon. Unless, some1 who have seen her reply to my OP, write a mini, or something of that nature. I also appreciate the feedback, comments, and PM from every1. Again, with her request, I hope some1 in our area will respond to my OP, since she ask for reviewers only, and hopefully the reviewer participates in the discussion boards.

Another matter, you guys can skip this part if you want to, and it has nothing to do with the previous provider. I felt a bit down, and thought I would get a midnight expensive snack. Looked around on BP, and only a single provider stood out. Many may know Kali, I have provided an ad of hers at the bottom. She is reviewed. Half of her reviews were great and fantastic, and the other half was a joke to read. Its a 50/50 chance with Kali.

Called her around 1:00AM, she gave me directions. Came there around 1:30AM. Upscale hotel in Springfiled, VA. The scenario: the entire parking lot was full, and there was literally only 1 parking space left. I drove everywhere to look for a parking space, and its the only 1 available. I drove up, and parked, and texted her I was there. She said wait 10 minutes. I waited. 2 guys walked out of the hotel talking to one another. There conversation was, "Kali, where you think she is from?' What a coincidence. The two guys happened to park right next to my car. They couldn't see me since my Jag was tinted. Guess they both had a double with Kali and Layla. Soon as they left, a lexus SUV pulled up and parked in the exact same space as the 2 guys, I knew its the only parking space available. This guy was rushing in, talking in his cell phone, "which room is it? ok room # ****, I'll be there in a bit". I called Kali back, she said, "didn't I just speak to you?". I told her no, she said, okay, room "****". I thought, WTH, did the guy that got out of his lexus repeated the same room number.

I never mind it and went up. Knocked. She said, "sorry, can't you wait for 30 minutes". Went back to my car. 30 minutes pass. I called her telling her I was about to leave. She says, Layla. Layla got got belligerent with me cause I refused to see her. I came for Kali. Layla said, she is not going to finish until another 1.5 or 2 hours. First it was 30 minutes, then it turned to 1.5 to 2 hours. At this time of night? And for her premium rates? Guess the guy booked the multihour.

I left. Some may say that its just bad timing. I say, learn to fucking manage your fucking appointments and stop BS around with the Drama. Sorry for the language. Thinking of writing a review for Kali, hopefully it serve her a lesson. All I can say is, she's high volume, and considering the time of my appointment, you would think every1 would be asleep by now. I ain't hitting that after all those dudes. She probably ain't got time to properly cleanse herself. Good night. You can check the time of my post to verify my testimony.

Michigan25 11 Reviews 643 reads
posted
13 / 20

With all due respect...this entire thread makes me seriously question YOU.

I don't even question the legitimacy of your story...in fact, even granting that its all true to the letter...you appear to be unravelling.

Posted By: McDonald000
Saw her post around 5:30PM or so asking for reviews. I am from DC, and I know traveling in BWI around this time on a weekday will be traffic. Thought I wait a little before calling. Got on here and post a thread maybe looking for opinions and input. Thanks BPhounddog for informing me that she posted at another region asking for reviewers only, and I think she posted Thursday. Hopefully by now, with her request, you would think some1 reviewed her by now. So, I tried calling. No answer. Left a voice message, no answer. Left a text, no answer. Humm... I called twice, left one voice message, and left two text, all of which are within appropriate time intervals of one hour. I thought I gave her the benefit of the doubt that she may be busy. At least should could have texted or call me back informing that she was busy or possibly schedule another day. No response.

I'm not gonna be in contact with her anytime soon. Unless, some1 who have seen her reply to my OP, write a mini, or something of that nature. I also appreciate the feedback, comments, and PM from every1. Again, with her request, I hope some1 in our area will respond to my OP, since she ask for reviewers only, and hopefully the reviewer participates in the discussion boards.

Another matter, you guys can skip this part if you want to, and it has nothing to do with the previous provider. I felt a bit down, and thought I would get a midnight expensive snack. Looked around on BP, and only a single provider stood out. Many may know Kali, I have provided an ad of hers at the bottom. She is reviewed. Half of her reviews were great and fantastic, and the other half was a joke to read. Its a 50/50 chance with Kali.

Called her around 1:00AM, she gave me directions. Came there around 1:30AM. Upscale hotel in Springfiled, VA. The scenario: the entire parking lot was full, and there was literally only 1 parking space left. I drove everywhere to look for a parking space, and its the only 1 available. I drove up, and parked, and texted her I was there. She said wait 10 minutes. I waited. 2 guys walked out of the hotel talking to one another. There conversation was, "Kali, where you think she is from?' What a coincidence. The two guys happened to park right next to my car. They couldn't see me since my Jag was tinted. Guess they both had a double with Kali and Layla. Soon as they left, a lexus SUV pulled up and parked in the exact same space as the 2 guys, I knew its the only parking space available. This guy was rushing in, talking in his cell phone, "which room is it? ok room # ****, I'll be there in a bit". I called Kali back, she said, "didn't I just speak to you?". I told her no, she said, okay, room "****". I thought, WTH, did the guy that got out of his lexus repeated the same room number.

I never mind it and went up. Knocked. She said, "sorry, can't you wait for 30 minutes". Went back to my car. 30 minutes pass. I called her telling her I was about to leave. She says, Layla. Layla got got belligerent with me cause I refused to see her. I came for Kali. Layla said, she is not going to finish until another 1.5 or 2 hours. First it was 30 minutes, then it turned to 1.5 to 2 hours. At this time of night? And for her premium rates? Guess the guy booked the multihour.

I left. Some may say that its just bad timing. I say, learn to fucking manage your fucking appointments and stop BS around with the Drama. Sorry for the language. Thinking of writing a review for Kali, hopefully it serve her a lesson. All I can say is, she's high volume, and considering the time of my appointment, you would think every1 would be asleep by now. I ain't hitting that after all those dudes. She probably ain't got time to properly cleanse herself. Good night. You can check the time of my post to verify my testimony.

BackPageHoundDog 746 reads
posted
15 / 20

I have done incall but never at that time of night. 11:00 pm is the latest I have done incall. I think you need to edit you post and take the reference of your car out the post.

I have done those late appointments with bp ladies and the majority of the time they do rush jobs. They are more interested in hanging out with friends at that time of night or doing street walking. Most of the time the pussy smells like latex at that time of the night. If it stinks I fuck hard and fast as I can, clean up and bail, never see the lady again.

I like to see BP ladies first thing in the morning when they are nice and fresh. I must warn don't be surprised if you go into the room and see a stack of towels in the bathroom from the night before. One was nice to enough to have her own set of clean towels in case the hotel towels ran out.

I make a standard of practice to make the lady get in the shower and we shower together. I make sure that I wash her pussy so it smells nice and clean.

McDonald000 90 Reviews 533 reads
posted
16 / 20

Posted By: BackPageHoundDog
I have done incall but never at that time of night. 11:00 pm is the latest I have done incall. I think you need to edit you post and take the reference of your car out the post.

I have done those late appointments with bp ladies and the majority of the time they do rush jobs. They are more interested in hanging out with friends at that time of night or doing street walking. Most of the time the pussy smells like latex at that time of the night. If it stinks I fuck hard and fast as I can, clean up and bail, never see the lady again.

I like to see BP ladies first thing in the morning when they are nice and fresh. I must warn don't be surprised if you go into the room and see a stack of towels in the bathroom from the night before. One was nice to enough to have her own set of clean towels in case the hotel towels ran out.

I make a standard of practice to make the lady get in the shower and we shower together. I make sure that I wash her pussy so it smells nice and clean.
I almost laugh at some of the things you mentioned. Yes, its true, but you don't have to be that vividly detailed. I am sure most of the gentlemen already know this. I definitely understand what your points are, and appreciate the suggestions.

Sometimes you just need a booty call. Even if it is late. They wouldn't post during those hours if they wasn't providing. About the car thing, well, I drive a 1979 old ass Nissan, and the paint job is rusted as hell. "if it stinks, I fuck them fast, clean up, and bail, and never see the lady again". Wow, its true, and thanks for the input. You categorize BP ladies as though they are the lower grades of choice, kinda like flank steak compared to filet. "you make a standard practice of taking them into the shower", wow, its like they are two year olds. I am not mocking you, I am just LMAO. Anyways, thank you for the input.

Your suggestions are always invaluable, and your research of BP frauds are always beneficial. Don't let me silly poke you turn you away from being yourself. Keep up the good work. Thanks!

joelrick 27 Reviews 748 reads
posted
17 / 20

1. Don't shop when you're horny.
2. Don't book dates past 8 P.M..
3. If after booking and calling to get the room number you're "asked" to wait, leave.

BackPageHoundDog 610 reads
posted
18 / 20

That 8 pm rule for incall is a good idea, especially if you go to a hotel that requires a room key to use the elevator after certain hours. That can be very tricky with a provider or her helper trying to find you to get in the elevator.  One provider refused to come out to meet me. I had to sneak up the stairs it was a good thing they were under construction and staircase was not locked. I will never use that hotel again.

Tall6969 45 Reviews 322 reads
posted
19 / 20
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