I had to get a 2nd opinion because I thought the 1st lady who sized me was FOS......

.....I went to Frederick's Of Hollywood first and was fitted and said "that can't be right do it again" (she did and I thought there's no way my tits have enlarged this much i'm going to Lane Bryant where they probably know big boobs better lol). Walking in Lane Bryant I say to the first sales rep I saw "the woman who fitted me in Frederick's does NOT know was she doing please size me" (as I pointed to my boobs lol). She proceeds to do her thing and says you're a 44 I'm like "yeah ok" (thinking it's still 44DD) and she continues saying "I'm going to give you a G first".... I said a WHAT?!  I said "no no no I thought they'd gotten a little bigger but that's crazy size me again". And she looked at me laughing pretty damn hard saying "it's not going to give me a different result". I dunno why I was freaked out but the band on the 44G was TIGHT and she came into the dressing room and said "hmmm yeah i'm going to give you a 44H". And wouldn't you know best fit ever. I said "holy shit I have monster boobs" lol. Now walking past Victoria's Secret REALLY pisses me off.

.....no not really the same problem. I still good in the boobie area.... jeans well i'm a shortie.  I get the joke tho ... i've ask (more like grill em' lol) *counts fingers and gives up* if a slight lift is in order and they all say "HELL NO I love them" but what do they know haha.