Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to April.
Now as a public service announcement let me REMIND you that it's T-minus hours until IRS Tax deadline. Thus for many it's grab your ankles and take it like a man!
When you're done sooth your suffering with one of our associates and make the painful memories go away
Dreams Escorts and Divine Companions: The best choice for the professional class gentleman, woman, or couple.
NEW ESCORTS: EMMA Northern VA - DC - Hagerstown - Frederick MD
KATE: - Baltimore MD after 6:30 PM
OUR GENERAL SERVICE AREAS:
Pennsylvania: Chambersburg, Gettysburg, York, Harrisburg, Elizabethtown PA
Breeezewood PA requires a two to Three hour minimum.
Maryland: Hagerstown to Baltimore, Frederick to DC.
DC: Downtown and Metro DC
Virginia: Winchester to Alexandria to Dumfries and Charlottesville VA
Don't see your area listed? Find out how we can get any associate to ANY area.
(Hint: Question #7)
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This week's availabilities: http://dreamsescorts.com/schedule/calendars/
Check out our Public Newsletter for changes: http://dreamsescortservice.info/newsletter.htm
For the member client who prefers a more mature woman 5'7", 130 lbs, 36D(enhanced) -28-36, blonde, brown eyes Kate is a straight talking statuesque women with an athletic body and a love of sports.
A former personal trainer, Kate is the ideal companion for those who love both long legs and a hard body.
Limited availability after 6:30 PM and advance notice is REQUIRED.
See Calendar ( http://divinecompanions.com/schedule.html ) for details, however don't wait get screened NOW for when your schedule permits the undeniable opportunity.
A Sport Fan's Fantastic Fancy
Measuring at 5'5", 130 lbs, 36B-30-36, Emma is the epitome of a great volleyball player. She also spends her time outdoors lounging on the beach and finding fun adventures where she can. On top of being an athlete, Emma's got a great fantasy football lineup and would love to take you on.
Don't let all the sports knowledge intimidate you. Your standard, complicated, high maintenance woman pales in comparison to Emma's down-home, Midwestern charm and sincerity. In a world of false pretenses and spin doctoring, here is a woman who respects an honest, straight-forward man.
Come spend time with this wonderful woman.
Meet Audrey!
Audrey is a passionate, intelligent, extrovert with a Type A personality. Even the most socially awkward of men feel completely at ease by her infectious smile, zeal for life, and goofball sense of humor. Audrey is a confirmed natural redhead and perfectly proportioned at 5'6, Size 2, 34b-25-35. (And yes, guys-- she grew 'em herself!)
But don't be completely fooled by those beguiling blue eyes... Take Audrey to the racquetball courts and she'll take you to the cleaners! Whatever you do, DON'T play her for money! Disclaimer: Dreams Escort Service will NOT be held liable when she wins your paycheck, car, house ... and your little dog too!
For those of you seeking the vibrancy of youth that only a redhead in her late 20's can provide, we suggest you hold on with BOTH hands!
Audrey's company is prescribed at the minimum dose of 1.5 hours mostly after 6 PM. Audrey is also available to women and couples.
Available in Washington DC; Baltimore, MD; and all surrounding areas.
With the body of a goddess and the mind of a librarian, Penelope is NOT your typical Indian woman. She measures at 5'3", 110lbs, and an all natural 33D-24-32. A former competitive gymnast and swimmer, she's fit, firm, and flexible in all the right places. Penelope outgeeks most when it comes to computers or network technical jargon. Don't even get her started on her gaming skills. Halo, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, she plays it all.
For clients who desire a more cultured companion, Penelope's a theater junkie who has traveled to over 20 countries and understands four different languages.
Think of her as the classic high school cheerleader but only really kind, soft and genuinely sweet personality. The kind of girl you wake up with breakfast in bed and a little dessert. We feel this young lady is made for this business and she agrees with us. We expect to move her up from DivineCompanions to Dreams sometime in the next few months with the appropriate rate increase. Currently under the direct tutelage of Dreams Penelope and Fantasy Kim we're going to be a bit selective on who gets to see her. Nice guys only.... we mean it !
Based in Carlisle PA with service as far south as Hagerstown and Frederick MD.
Three hour or more requests will get her to the 495 area beltway with 24 to 48 hour advance notice when not schedule to be there.
New Review: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=123075
Please note: She's changed her hair color to a darker blonde.
Cumberland | Hagerstown | Winchester VA | Leesburg VA|
Part of our DivineCompanions line up
See our Calendar for her schedule: http://dreamsescortservice.com/escort-calendar.htm
Statuesque late 30’s -early 40's, 36B, a size 8 absolutely charming lady with shiny blonde hair and light brown eyes. She has a love of animals and life that is contagious, loves her job and enjoys making sure you are satisfied. Educated, down to earth, the perfect companion for the gentlemen loves authentic people. Don't be shy if you love a woman who can take charge then you'll love this vivacious conversationalist. Claire is our fun loving, joy full, ray of light with a warm and welcoming personality. By the way, she's cigarette smoker friendly.
Take the 1.5 hour for Greek studies and bring your favorite toy for show and tell.
Overnights are available and highly recommended for those who need a woman to help them with their dating skills.
DREAMS PENELOPE PODCAST: Not all Escort Agencies are the same.
Penelope recorded a Podcast directed to the escort board crowd. You could say one too many posts pissed her off.
"Hello there. Penelope here from Dreams Escort Service. I’ve been stalking the boards lately and there’s this one thing that I have to speak out on.
The argument that I keep seeing is that agencies are sleazy. Here are my thoughts: It’s not the agencies so much as it’s the industry. It attracts people are comfortable with the sleazy, cheap, and mediocre and so we end up with independents and agencies that are sleazy, cheap, and mediocre.
The generalization that all agencies are sleazy is impossible. Granted, there are a vast majority of disreputable agencies but every agency is a reflection of their owners and values." - Click turn up your speakers and listen to more:
http://dreamsescortblogs.com/blogs/everyone/penelope-pontificates-not-all-escort-agencies-are-the-same.htm
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
Lao-Tzu BC 600-?,
Chinese Philosopher, Founder of Taoism,
Spoon fed clients NEVER work out, this is why we have "web sites".
http://divinecompanions.com/questions.html
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=195253&boardID=6&page=1
There is a reason why the Marine Corps is a bitch to get into, we're not much different and we've always been up front about that.
Either you get it or you don't. For those of you who do not, move along... there nothing to see here..... move along..







