and easy for multi-hour dates... although, I am only fluent in English, Spanish e um pouco de português

Not too far for me either.  That's a lovely area.  But don't speak Greek, though.   However, I'm fluent in Russian, one of my specialities.

...most could be swayed with a multi-hr.
Middleburg isn't out of bounds at all for me.  And while I'm highly gifted in many ways squirting is not one of my abilities.