Date.. Kiss.. Sex.. Tried to have sex.. Anal Sex... First time fired a gun at a gun range.. Got slapped by a provider.. Yes I asked for it and paid for it... Got slapped by a girl when I was 11.. Yes it really happened..No I didn't ask for it nor paid for it...
Date.. Kiss.. Sex.. Tried to have sex.. Anal Sex... First time fired a gun at a gun range.. Got slapped by a provider.. Yes I asked for it and paid for it... Got slapped by a girl when I was 11.. Yes it really happened..No I didn't ask for it nor paid for it...
I used to sit right behind this girl, and to the best of my recollection, maybe all I did was make a comment or something.. She turns around after the class and slaps me in the face, and even before I know what hit me out of nowhere..boom.. another backhanded slap...
My bad. Why don't we just address all of your questions?
I don't think this board has any connection to the NRA, so first time firing a gun is moot.
First date/kiss/sex/tried to have sex? If you mean first "paid for" date? Then by all means, that should envelop both first date, first kiss, and first time having sex.....unless you don't kiss providers, then by all means, please go on....
First anal sex? I think your first time receiving would be interesting. *grins* What's good for the goose....
Got slapped by a provider?/Got slapped by a girl? Seems redundant unless the first provider to slap you was a man and you began to hobby at a very early age. (You should be more clear on the questions.)
So what were each of the songs that take you back to each of these encounters, dear?
The first time I had sex, was not really worth remembering; however, the first time I used my tongue to make a girl happy was definately worth remembering. This BonJovi song reminds me of her, as we used to go park on a deserted street just down the road from her Mom's house and steam up the windows.
Those were some good days. All you really had to worry about was "don't get her pregnant", outside of that, I didn't have too many worries in the world
Sorry, that's still a fantasy - actually it was some sort of smooth jazz by David Sanborn. To this day that sort of music is still my favorite; maybe it's Pavlovian
Always reminds me how overwhelming (or deranging) love is. Almost put "Dreamweaver" by Gary Wright, but that was an almost first. Yes, I'm that old.
"Adam" and "Sincerity" by MeShell Ndegeocello always remind me of a provider first, first time going off the clock with a long ago favorite, who's hopefully still retired.
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