So this probably should and probably will be made into an actual review but because it requires multiple providers I figured I would share here first.

OK so I finally went FS from only being a massage guy. I decided to go with MP because I love short women and the verification was easy.  Set up an appointment with a young lady and arrived to the (awesome) location. The location made me feel very safe as it had on street access, no going through a hotel or apartment lobby at all.  But when I knocked on the door no one answered.  I tried a couple times and then bailed.  I texted the agency and was told that the provider wasn't feel well, and was told I could meet someone else at the Vienna location... 20 minutes away.  

I decided to go for it and drove over there to discover this location was a very nice but controlled access apartment complex which also had a front desk attendant. I was told to "follow someone into the front door" which took like 15 minutes to do and was also just very sketchy and obviously drew attention to myself.

Got to the unit, met papasan and the lady and had a fine time. no fuss, no muss.

When I got back to the lobby I saw two cops talking to the front desk attendant and heard something along the lines of "he went up stairs" and the cops saying they would check it out.  

I just strolled by them and kept my cool but mannnn that seemed like way too much of a coincidence.  Obviously they weren't looking for me, but I suspect the next customer was seen following someone in and the police were called.  

So yeah, hell of a first dip in the pool.