1)      This does not count as a new thread from me…this is on the B side to bring clarity. I’m done posting for a while as the bigger purpose has been served.

4) I came up in the strip club 10yrs ago aka before I knew about TER and the hobby. I would go up to the stage and/or get a lap dance from the entire staff over a period of time to be a connoisseur and could effectively rank them all on looks, rank them all on performance, and rank them all on extras. My observations made for some cool talking points when I was a young pup with the business men that hit up the club on their lunch breaks. I enjoyed day shift girl

but just clueless enough to draw me in. The act of wanting autonomy over my body makes this a dating service even if I require envelopes for said dates? That makes total sense.  

It's one thing to say you like a variety of different types of women, or want to try new experiences - another thing ALTOGETHER to say you are like a movie reviewer who goes to see types of movies HE DOESN'T LIKE just so he can be a "better reviewer."  Do you really not get why ladies find this completely repugnant?  You do realize you are dealing with real human beings, right?

He seems like he's lonely and helpless. Like another friend we have here.  

...if they are discussing the threesome they had together and how Lebron couldn't get up his pea shooter, had breath that stunk worse than his arm pits after a triple overtime game, had nasty toe nails longer than his little fella, and had a smiling image of Justin Bieber tattooed over his heart.  Yeah, then I'd say they went a little too far.

then you are even more ignorant than I had previously thought!  I for one am going to stop reading the drivel you write here because I am tired of watching you bask in self-admiration; I'd prefer you just go away.  

Just trying to learn my way around here!

If you don't like Mexican food, why go around to all the Mexican places, spending your hard earned money, just so you can scurry over to Yelp and tell everyone that nope, you still don't like Mexican?  

Get a life.

and let others do as they will?  

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We just think you're a douchebag. You are more than welcome to keep talking about how much of a boner you get from ranking human beings for the sole purpose of being a "connoisseur," "busting an easy nut on demand," and just being an all-around goofball, but no one here is going to give you cool points for that. We're all actually embarrassed for you.  

They're all screenames, lookin' at themselves in the mirror backwards
Can't even face themself, don't fear no reviewers
They're all, weirdos, misogynist in practice
So, don't believe everything your eyeballs captures
It's mostly backwards, unless it happens to be as accurate as me
And everything seen in threads, you happen to see
Then, actually, believe half of what you see
None of what you hear, even if it's said by me.  

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YAZ girl!

Which is a far cry from how I feel about the OP, who couldn't pay me double my rate just to sit in the same room as him for five minutes. Might as well get paid to do shots of ipecac...same degree of vomit-inducing, but only a fraction of the degradation.

No one else could accommodate that swelled head of yours.

.... the mention of ipecac reminds me of this FG scene (every time). 'K Bye

And I demand that you side*eye me the entire time!

I am all for multiple hawt women getting it on in one room. Count me in. And I am a watcher but I turn into an aggressive pussy eater, so I demand all ladies cum on my tongue! Ok thank you.

I guess the OP was right...this IS a dating service. For lesbians.

...you can have all the side-eye you can handle. Awwww yeahhh.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewall.asp?MessageID=11319&boardID=59&page=1#11319

It's like she knew what was going on over here!! You guys crack me the fuck uuuuup!!! Hahahaha!

You know, I'm not COMPLETELY straight... where do I sign up?

I'm an introvert by nature, and that being said I'm also highly sensitive to the opinions of others. So why on earth why would I not only for one, struggle against my shyness to meet new clients but also decided to see any client that offers me cash, regardless of who he is?  I don't want to see someone who doesn't think I'm attractive, no matter how much cash he is offering.  Money comes and goes, but an assault on your self esteem lasts for quite a while.  If we couldn't choose who we want to see, we would all suffer from burn out sooner or later.  Yes gentlemen, burn out is real.  It typically happens when we choose to see clients we don't want to see and then we start to dread working.  When we start to dread working, we work less, therefore making less money.  So seeing the clients we want to see helps us from burning out, you understand?  This is a highly personal business and most of us do take reviews to heart so we avoid the bad ones when we can not only for the sake of our business but also because it does not feel good when someone comments about every single flaw you have.

A book of Rasha's "quotes" woul be a best seller.  You are too funny.

In this instance I think those terms are VERY apt descriptions what the OP is suggesting.
If a woman doesn't want to have sex with a man at all, yet is practically compelled to (if that became the adopted hobby standard as in the OP's dream), yeah, that would indeed be very RAPEY.  It is honestly a bad enough situation when ladies have dire financial issues that may result in them lowering their standards and seeing guys they really don't want to IMO.  But a GENERAL expectation that they will see ALL who meet some minimal standard, regardless of the their comfort level?  Yeah, quite "rapey" indeed...

You're saying the whole point of this was to confirm that if you sound like an asshole we're not going to see you? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS wholeheartedly, I do not knowingly schedule appointments with assholes. I have denied second appointments to assholes. We regularly blacklist assholes.  

By your posts here as well as your being a fan of ter's smartest poster here. Was it you who also said you dreamed of meeting a guy here who had hair on his head. Thus my question. I was with my second escort last nite she was yummy btw. But she commented "you have more hair on one of your balls than on all your head." This is a good thing right?

the sole premise espoused at the beginning of this long conversation is this: the activities embraced in this forum subject one and all to the possibility of rejection for any reason (or no reason at all) and, therefore, in that very limited respect, resemble conventional dating.  The response to that premise, I think, is straightforward--so what?