After one year of seeing escorts (about 15 I think) I have a question for any escort who happen to be reading this. Repeat--I want escorts themselves to answer this, NOT their clients. My question is a simple one: do you have REAL orgasms, or are they generally faked? The reason I am asking is that I continually read reviews by men who affirm that their provider did in fact come, often more than once. Yet I have not had one provider -- even my all-time favorite whom I have seen six or seven times -- who has ever had or even faked an orgasm with me, depsite the fact that I am by no means an insensitive lover. Providers, PLEASE give me your honest input on this. (If you dare to!) Thanks very much.

Yes, I generally do have a happy ending.  Some girls are more gifted that way. Don't feel bad, many things could contribute to no orgasm. Keep trying and I'm sure it will happen eventually.


Sunny

That kinda sucks that some ladies would fake it.
Try dining at the Y....That's always a winner

I don't fake them...if I don't have one.....I don't have one.....though I usually do if the guy is a little on the bigger side.

Unless I feel contractions--extremely fast, involuntary spasms--I assume that there has been no orgasm. Even in the presence of "Oh, OH, AAAAHHH!!!" vocals or slower, consciously induced contractions. I can perceive the contractions only when performing oral.

Am I correct in relying on the first type of contraction as the only evidence of female orgasm?

Been dying to ask. Thank you, Mr. Colbert, for providing the opportunity.

They  make my  provider reviews look more masculine, when I have seven orgasms per hour.
Providers never notice I am faking. I always  remove and flush the condoms.
I practice keeglecises and grunting everyday.

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I read your reviews and also other guys who have written reviews for the same girls, most of the other guys seem to give the same providers Os but not you. I am sorry dude, but it seems to be you.

so sad but the truth does hurt.
No not everyone we see floats our boat.
No not everyone we see thrills us and some we will NEVER see again.
No not everyone is good in bed.

Get over yourself.

Dude...Relax...Get there on time..Be a Gentleman...Relax...Have fun...You are worrying too much...Hobbying should be stress relieving..Don't get so worked up; you are not in a relationship.

I am always impeccably manicured.

Thanks for the thoughtful response.

You are paying her, right? The hour is about you. This is your time, so why are you concerned about her climaxing? Don't you think the girl would be the one paying if that was a priority of hers. Also if that were the case I would assume that 95% of the men out there would enever get laid because they just have no skills, too small or just plain suck in bed.

I have always told my sex partners that if it is not sincere then dont say it. I prefer silence to BS. I have had girls tell me that I am so large, so skilled, that I am so handsome, that only I can make her cum, that my cum tastes like pineapple, blah blah blah. I know it is all part of the business and she is just trying to make me feel good about myself. So I prefer her to just act normally and cut down on the loud moaning, BS and screams that I actually find to be a turnoff.

The movie Midnight Cowboy comes to mind when Joe Buck's girlfriend was getting taken away to the mental hospital and she kept repeating "You are the only one Joe Buck." What was so sad is that this made Joe actually believe that he was a stud. When in reality he was nothing more than a dishwasher, dreamer cowboy wannabe.

I see sex the same way I see life and happiness in general. It is a journey not a destination.
Just do your best and if your girl climaxes then good for you both. If not the least you can do is get your own jollies.

Just my $.02