I like young and I like old,
skinny, hairy, fat and bold.
I don't even mind skin rash -
(for as long as they take cash)

It's distasteful, I admit
some might even throw a fit.
But I am not at all afraid
(and write poems to get laid)

What is love? I know do not
why it makes me feel like nut.
Marriage? Please. It ends so bad
(that is why I rent instead)

So, in closing, I must say,
 quite frankly, if I may,
sex is better than sliced bread.
(Ladies, see you all in bed)