On your way to work your eyes are drawn to the busty bikini model from a billboard. A few moments later as you stop at an intersection, you notice an attractively dressed young woman wearing a short skirt crossing the street.
Later at work a friend brags about the gorgeous babe he slept with the night before. During lunch, the waitress with the short skirt and low cut top winks at you and smiles. When you get back to the office, a coworker eagerly shows you his favorite erotic image on the Internet.
On your way home you stop at the grocery store and catch yourself gazing at the seminude models on the cover magazines at the checkout counter.
When you finally get home, you plop down in an easy chair and flip on the TV. As you channel surf, you're exposed to more of the female anatomy than you found in your dad’s Playboys and Penthouses as a kid. From the moment we get up in the morning until we climb between the sheets at night, we're bombarded with erotic images and messages. With the high level of erotic stimulation you face on a daily basis, do you believe you can handle your lust alone? Don’t deny yourself carnal pleasure; let’s indulgein it together!


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No waitresses have ever winked at me; waiters, a few times.

...and I’ll remedy that! I’ll be that sexy waitress with great service and a smile! (LOL! What a funny cliché!) ! All meals are cooked with consideration and great care, marinated to perfection! Sorry no fast food is served at my restaurant! You can, however, have 40 inch long legs, some full luscious lips, a healthy serving of 2 C cupped mounds but take care to leave room for dissert! I’ll have to stretch you out on the table so you can properly be served!

. . . cum with fries?




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...enter from the front door. Hey Backdoor Girl? Where are ya? Let me introduce you to SirPumping...

this is way too much fun...

And after all that I realise I'm low on funds and change the channel to watch the game... Later I go to bed crying and wake up the next day to go through this once more - oh how I wish I had more...

Jayla,  
I actually like your little write-up.  It's nice to see a little creativity out there.  And then my fellow hobbyist have to go and spoil it with their juvenile jokes.  Shame on them!

You can not be serious?

and as usual I will give you call afterward.

about your not having time & funds to go often enough. The beautiful Jayla counts for at least 2 visits.

Now time on the other hand is something that I have been fairly good at being able to find when a beautiful lady is involved.

Perhaps it isn't that I have too few funds, but perhaps it is that there are too many beautiful women in this area.

You are kidding me right? If she is offened, she will let me know. If you are offeded - I could care less. What I wrote is as much of a reality as I can see it. Lets see how

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