Da wham da slam!! Bend me over and make me SCREAMMMMMMMM! oh ummm.. please!? needy greedy bytch in heat here doncha know? Also availables for double scream time with sexy-curves!
I am still in a state of never-ending-flashback-aftershocks-WTF-was-that.....sh*t....!!! UMMMMmmmmMMmmMMMmmMMm....nevermind. I need a ICE COLD SHOWER. Yeah. Maybe three. WTF.
...as I seem to have that affect on the traveling ladies. Most pretend to have retired when I try to set up an appointment, but Nettie opted for the "stealth dodge" instead. The Stealth Dodge seems to be more popular amongst the providers with a large and loyal following, no doubt to avoid the mass of hobbyist suicides that usually come in the wake of the retirement of a popular provider.
In fact, I have it on good authority that the recent suicide of a well-known writer was in fact the result of the casual use of the Retirement Dodge by [Edited by Moderator]. Has she used the Stealth Dodge, that writer might still be here today.
Lex, now WHY would she want to avoid YOU (stealth dodge or otherwise). Think of all the humor she would be missing out on, including the VISUAL....ROTF
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