My fantasy football draft. I have NO idea how it happened. My keyboard locked and as I was pushing keys to see if it responded, I saw the link pop into the chat window. I'm certain one or two of the other people checked the link. In fact, one made a certain comment later to the effect, "well yeah I know you gotta go if you're paying by the minute". Fuck.

My friends know I have a few civvie women that I fuck....now?

How do I play this shit off? Never imagined this happening so never prepared for any exscuses.

Wut a dumb fuck I am.

Simply explain to them. You particepate in a fantasy whore leauge, where the stats are based off of TER scores. Tell them there is a bigger pay out because not as many people know about it, and alot more money is payed in. Say the ladies of that agency in the email are your starting line up. All of wich have very high scores 9/9-10/10.

I actually had this idea last week.

If that don't work, treat them to a session. You know a hush fuck.

After highlighting an URL, sometimes I forget to copy and the old link stays in the clipboard.

Now I always, always check the link before I send it out.

Oooh, that sucks.  My guess is that you hit Control + V, the "paste" shortcut.

I know that I am paranoid about doing something similar to that, or more likely attaching the wrong file to a professional e-mail.

I might just say I was visiting a porn site and that pop up link came up on your screen.

Just ignore it and see if it goes away. If someone brings it up, apolpgize and tell them it was a bad joke, or you wanted to see if anyone was paying attention.

That's a good idea. Say you were just seeing if anyone was paying attention. Then again I'm loving the term "hush fuck"... Maybe you should dare him to stay quiet during the actual fuck. (whispers) "Be quiet, we don't want your roommate to hear". Yum!

LOL. I like that idea, but the person that commented was a female.

Yeah, I'm just keeping quiet and letting it settle. I've talked to a bunch of my friends since and nobody has mentioned it or seemed awkward....we'll see.

I texted a young female coworker about a work-related matter.  Forgot to close out of the messenger on my smart phone.  I pull it out of my pocket later and a pornographic image is in the message box... One click away from being sent.  On an iPhone, holding down on a finger press is a paste - of whatever you last copied.  One safety is to copy something innocuous after moving anything you wouldn't want to have to explain.

I was wondering how Natalie Chase neded up on my Fantasy football team. LOL