Learned an important lesson last night...that I should have known....only use providers reviewed on TER. Responded to a listing on Craig's list that identified a 47 year slim blond advertising her skills at pampering and providing a pleasant experience at $190 per hour. Wow, my little brain said, that sounds good. After an exchange of emails in the afternoon I ended up at her apartment near Tyson's Corner. Yikes; no age 47, probably more like 65; slim, yea right---about 250 pounds.....nice sweet old lady....surprised she still had her teeth!! While having sex with her was like poking jello, I had to laugh at myself for having this kind of experience! I was glad to get out after less than an hour! Important lesson: Craig's listings are not what they seem! Next time I'll listen to my big brain!
you started with the "while having sex with her.... WTF, I had to puke. Glad you had such a nice time.
You have taught us all something?
well, when it's up, it's up......
Hey, you might have stayed longer if you new what it was to get a BJ with no teeth right????
Really, I wonder where are strengths and weakness come from - surely not from above our shoulders in this case..... (still contemplating a toothless experience - umm - flat head to set beer on too would be good)
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I know exactly who you are talking about. She is "too well known" to send pics. When I walked through the door my mind went into overdrive thinking how the hell can I get out of here. My wits failed me so I went through with the deed but it was the worst experience of my hobbying career. I felt like crying all the way home.
in response to jeopcon....the blue pill and my little brain---just had to get some.