Okay I had waaaay too much fun in DC. I cooked like Emeril (*BAM*) came more times than womanly possible(*BAM-BAM-BAM*), and managed to finally scratch my kitty post just riiiiight (*SHAZAAM*).  Yes that was me grinning like a hyena while zipping along the northern Beltway back to NYC early this am iPodding and patting my felonious poochie while craning my neck to see of anyone was spanking their monkey on the Verrazano-Narrows bridge or the BQE. Nope? Darn.

*sigh*


I picked out the soundtrack for GirlInDC.
Been practicing pelvic thrusts and doing my push-ups.


Fashion thought for the day:
“Do these black latex stockings make my clitoris look fat?”  

Positive affirmation for the day:
“Damn, my ass is looking good!”

Reality check:
"Not every minivan has a MILF in it.  Double darn."

Under the radar and over the limit.....
(917) 981-1483
Please provider 2 provider references.
Thank you.
Peace.

Disclaimer: this provider post was brought to you without the help of sweatshop labor. It required a little coffee, puppy breath and a little channeling of the late Hunter S. Thompson.

-- Modified on 3/14/2005 1:05:06 PM

Surprise me on the soundtrack...but I hear slipry likes techno

Haha, just kidding slipry.  But apparently the man can keep up the beat if needed.

NetM, I LOVE the thought of a woman sweating for me.  Do you think I could keep your practice pillow?  

For future reference, ultimate MILFs:
* Kimi Lixx: 36, 5 kids, superfine porn star and very very bi

* My mom: 53, 2 kids, looks 35 and still so gorgeous men walk into walls staring at her (wish I looked like her!). Edited to add:  She's asexual.  Kids?  That was immaculate conception!

-- Modified on 3/14/2005 1:24:58 PM

Soon, you will be mine too!

Karrie bear, no worries, I am looking forward to seeing you in April.

Btw, have a terrific time tonight listening to the amazing Ellis...please give me the 411 on my girl when you meet her tonight.  Tell Tra, thank you, for being such a good guy to her.

I think your driving the guys on this board nuts!!!

NetMichelle, GirlInDC, Charlie Jean and Karrie ... Gosh

You girls should just get together for a nite of bliss

Because Karrie and I were just talking about how nice it would be to have Nettie with us as a fun fun threesome.  Maaybe CJ would be up for it.  Miki also expressed an interest....

Could get very interesting.  A real girl's night in.

How about a 4-some (1 guy & 3 women)?

Anyone guy could do that if they wanted.............but then they would have to disappear, LOL.....I think Mars would be a suitable place for me