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Pet Peeves when visiting an incall provider
Scuttle 3092 reads
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Over the course of my hobbying, I have seen scores of ladies, both incall and outcall.   After all these experiences, there are certain things that I find either helpful or irritating.  I hope this helps some ladies as it isn’t meant to be a bitch session, but more of an informational item. Gents, feel free to add in. Ladies, I know you there are things that please and irritate you too, but please don’t use this as a vent space.

1) Please have paper cups near your mouthwash. I don’t want to have to air-pour.

2) have a floor mat or towel on the floor when we get out of the shower

3) please have scent free or scent neutral liquid soap for hw guys to use in the shower

4) make sure there are plenty of towels post shower  

5) please have a discreet place to dispose of condoms. It is a fantasy for me and I rather not be reminded that you have seen that many other guys before me

6) while not having bottled water doesn’t annoy me, having it available is a really nice touch

These are just a few things that complements the session that I really enjoyed with you beautiful and caring ladies.

PenleyDuke131 reads

I even provide toothbrushes 🖒

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Scuttle96 reads

This thread isn’t for everyone. I’m glad that you get it. I think some providers that I have met just didn’t think about some of the little things to elevate the session. Ladies like you set the bar high. ❤️

-- Modified on 1/6/2018 12:27:24 AM

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1980STT93 reads

1. Yes, please have scent free soap and shampoo.  One person I met didn't have this and my hair smelled flowery when I left.  I wasn't happy about that.

2. Yes, have bottled water.  For me in particular this is important because I meet for at least two hours and it's a marathon :)

But, I have been lucky.  The people I meet are high end and really take care of me 99% of the time :)

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plainjoe83 reads

In addition to the scent free soap/shampoo, request minimal use of scents (perfume, scent, etc.)  it's hard to mask on your clothes.  I usually go to the gym after an appointment so the sweat covers some of the scent, but there have been a time or two where my clothes went straight to the washer.

Like 1980STT, I too have been fortunate as I have met great ladies that are not rookies take care of all the "small things" making our time before, during, and after great!  

Thanks to the great ladies.  

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plainjoe108 reads

In addition to the scent free soap and shampoo, something that has been noted previously is to go easy on the scents (perfume, body wash, etc.).  It can transfer to our clothes and a time or two, my clothes went straight to the washer.

However, as STT (and Erin) states, the ladies I meet are great and ensure that I have a great time during (and after) our sessions.  

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STPhomer94 reads

Turn off TV .  
In fact prepare the room with soft background music . If you really wanna impress , candles are always a nice touch.

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T_Riggins74 reads

For me candles might be over doing it, but I do really appreciate the soft background music and the TV being off. If you are not sure what to play "Sade" is always a good choice.

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Dreamcatcher100 reads

The fines can vary from 250 - 500 for lighting a candle in your hotel room. If you use an incall and light candles, be sure to use unscented ones. Lots of people have issues with strong scents.

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lolajames147 reads

I'm extremely low volume (even my p411 has been disabled) & if I'm going to do something I want to do it right...feel free to inbox me any other suggestions you may have. I'm extremely reserved..  Can't help it..  Thank you for posting this :)

-- Modified on 1/5/2018 7:52:43 PM

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TrulyMsMocha112 reads

....I love having and doing all of this just for the guy to not use ANY of it. So fun :).  But better to be prepared and safe (rather than sorry).  
Since we're sharing.

-Don't ruin my bathroom when you're done showering.
-You don't need every towel in my bathroom to dry your nuts. Do they really need all 3 of the hand towels and 3 wash cloths and the 2 large towels?! Come on man.

Related Link: Until the door is closed behind you please use a "whisper voice" ...

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TianaJames90 reads

Lol you’re better than me. I leave 1 of each and take the rest out. Mainly because it simplifies things during cleanup

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TrulyMsMocha103 reads

It's the occasional passive-aggressive dudes I was mostly joking about who use up every single towel.
I do have extras stashed away even though (even tho i'm 1 a day 95% of the time (even though that wasn't the point lol)).  

-- Modified on 1/6/2018 2:15:57 PM

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priyarainelle91 reads

LOL I’m with you on that.  

As peoviders, though, we can certainly appreciate that there are (few) guys who notice when we do all of the things listed.

Related Link: Priya’s website

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jimkva92 reads

Lately I have been bringing travel size bottles of my typical soap and mouth wash along with a medium sized towel.  

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NFD7881 reads

I do the same and bring my gym bag. Not sure why anyone would deviate from their normal routine.

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RCShobby107 reads

I'm not sure if you want me to comment on your pet peeves or I supposed to tell you my own, so I'll just tell you my own:

Top 4:

1) Be ready at the time of the appointment. Please don't give me the "I need 5/10/20 minutes". My time is valuable too.

2) I don't want to see your phone, hear your phone and obviously I don't want to listen to the tapping of you texting or talking on your phone. (I'm sure this is reciprocated).

3) Smoking. It's not something that you can lie about. No judgement.  If I ask, Just tell me and I'll contact someone else.

4) 'The upsell', I want to know the rate upfront. If I want a door fee with a menu of upsell options, I'll go to a strip club or an AMP.

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PenleyDuke113 reads

I've spent much time preparing myself and the room for your arrival.  The candles are in place, the bubbly is chilled, the snacks are plated and I am ready. You text 10 minutes after your arrival time to tell me you're going to be late. That's so rude and thoughtless.  

That ridiculous ringtone you have is a joy vacuum! Silence your device or go see a 20 something and you can play candy crush together.  

Smoking is the holy grail of wtf before a date. You smoke a cig and/or pot then you touch your dick, your hair at cetera....it is a smoketastrophe. I provide toothbrushes,  toothpaste and mouthwash. At the very least indulge me. Showering goes without saying. Btw if you smoke and you have facial hair please avoid me. I just can't take it.

Shorting the envelope. Equally as dirty as up selling imo if not worse.  If you cannot afford me, just go see someone you can. It really is that simple.  

Be courteous 💋

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RebeccaChua110 reads

Some of these points apply to hotel incalls, too. I've started bringing travel-sized (or small) bottles of mouthwash with me when I'm hosting in hotels, and I've had a few guys mention it appreciatively.

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Dharmabumz76 reads

And please go light on the fragrances. Most of us have wives or girlfriends at home and if you show back up smelling like a sailor on leave, it triggers questions on the homefront.

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jacobs.patrick783 reads

Or just have to go back to work!  

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TurbayVeronica83 reads

Is an outcall... cuz they are not going back home LOL or if they gift it to me.

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