I hope everyone is staying warm and dry!  
   
 Cabin fever is in full effect and the slow start to the week leaves me (and hopefully others) with a little extra time. I was wondering if anyone was available today in DC proper to help me warm up? Between the roads and limited metro, going out to Tysons/Fairfax is not an option. While I'm definitely not in a position to be picky, I generally vibe better with women who are young, curvy, and witty (minimal tattoos is a plus).  
   
 Shot in the dark, but maybe someone out there is on the same page