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Consistency and Professionialism
EE1960 620 reads
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I really like it when I look at your profiles on various boards and website(s) and see consistent information.

For example, all of your data has the same AGE, height, weight, donations, and current pictures. I was just looking at one that has her age anywhere from 31-35 to 42, weight from 105, to 140, to curvy, and hair from brunette to red, and using the same pics for the past 3 years.

I mean, can you really be a 105lb 35 year old brunette for 6 years?

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 380 reads
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.....a petite, full figured Asian, European, Native American and Latina mix with A-B-C-DD cups.  

:-)

I take what I find on TER as gospel, as the info is constantly being updated by visitors to the ladies.  Not perfect, but I have found it to be generally reliable.

Of course if either of my dates this coming week turns out to be 4'10" and 270lbs, I will come back and eat this message.  And that is ALL I will be eating....

Darkshorts 27 Reviews 332 reads
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Posted By: EE1960
I was just looking at one that has her age anywhere from 31-35 to 42, weight from 105, to 140, to curvy, and hair from brunette to red, and using the same pics for the past 3 years.
It also drives me a bit nuts when TER asks reviewers to give some of this info.  "Breast size"? What am a I supposed to do?  Take a tape measure with me when I visit?

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 276 reads
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I have  bra size estimator for my mouth.  Kinda like Invisaline braces.

:-)

HotelJonny 65 Reviews 270 reads
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dreamsescorts See Agency Profile 275 reads
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This one time in band camp.....

I got a clipboard and tape measure and told women I was doing a national breast size survey to determine the range of bra sizes the fashion industry should make.

Sadly, it didn't go over so well.

Later in life I   applied  to work at a Victoria Secrets, but I was discriminated against. I did use the argument that if women can work in a mans clothing stores, why can't I work here part time? I even tried to pretend I was gay, I mean it works for hairdressers after-all god damn it.

*sigh *

Women, they are so..so sexist !

You could walk with a tape measure, but I would say if you're seriously writing a review, just call the Agency and ask.

In our case you can do that and for $69.00 (plus tax and handling charges) we'll send you a latex cast of their beasts to help you get a.... handle on what you're writing.

NO need to thank me {laugh} :)  just trying to help you guys out!


Sincerely,

Lee Dreams
comede, bibe, gaude



Posted By: Darkshorts
Posted By: EE1960
I was just looking at one that has her age anywhere from 31-35 to 42, weight from 105, to 140, to curvy, and hair from brunette to red, and using the same pics for the past 3 years.
It also drives me a bit nuts when TER asks reviewers to give some of this info.  "Breast size"? What am a I supposed to do?  Take a tape measure with me when I visit?

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