Many of us like to DATY, and some of us keep moving south for a little DATA (otherwise known as rimming). I find most providers don't object to DATA, especially if you tell them you're going to do it.
So on Monday I saw a fine lady and before things got hot, I said, "If you aren't squeaky clean, join me in the shower.  I'd like to take my tongue places where the sun doesn't shine."  She laughed as if she understood my little joke, and said she was already squeaky clean since she showered just before my arrival.
I showered and the action soon began. DATY was great and when she was really starting to groove, I lifted her hips so I could probe the darkest of all places.  And that's where I encountered dreaded Klingons. I went into warp drive retreat. I don't think the lady even realized what had happened.
The session progressed well from there. I had a great time.  I never mentioned the Klingons.
Question for providers: Should I have mentioned it?
Question for hobbyists: Been there, done that?

Wait... what color was your shirt ?

Well look on the bright side...

At least wasn't before the opening credits and you were wearing a red shirt when you met the Klingon's.

... because every serious trekker knows what that means...

*laugh*


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Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus.

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...Kirk licked the Klingons right and left!  Act like a Star Fleet Officer, man!!!

See the lady a few times so can inspect her anus area to see if is consistently clean.

Then go for it. It can be very addicting, lol.