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luv_women 28 Reviews 1994 reads
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Had a great line.  A woman said to him "I'll do anything for $300".  He responded "OK, Paint my house!"

Guz3137 reads

So I've been thinking about booking an appt with a provider that will come out to my house. How do you married/engaged/attached guys handle this? Of course without the S.O. around, what are some other things that you do?? Do you hide your pictures?? :-D
Do you restrict yourselves to one area of the house like the basement and a unused bedroom??

Single guys who have had a provider come to their home can chime in too here...

BTW, another question...Do you give the provider gas money if she is traveling from a good distance away??

-- Modified on 7/6/2005 8:15:59 PM

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LNQRbigdaddy2527 reads

I would never invite another women into my house to have sex. First as a marry guy, that is disrespectable to my wife. Second; I don't want anyone to call the house and descript the sheets on the bed to my wife..Lot of pitfalls man..Get a hotel..lol

I would give the lady gas money if I was single.

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JoeBaloney4094 reads

well damn.. I've been quiet lately, but ummm.. This is simply too good to pass up..

Let me query your statement..

It's OK to fuck a woman somewhere OTHER than your own house, but it's disrespectful to fuck her IN your house?  

Maybe this is a little too complex for the big head to comprehend, but geeze..  If one is married and chooses to see ladies in this hobby, how much more disrepectful can it be to actually have sex with someone, regardless of where this act takes place..?

What i think you more appropriately are worried about is leaving DNA on the sheets, a blonde hair in bed belonging to two brown haired people, lipstick on a towel, or some other tell-tail (tale? :)) sign another woman was in your house/bed and you might get busted..

The reality is if you are worried about disrespecting your wife, you'd not be out fucking providers in the first place..

--jb

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Guz1718 reads

It's OK to fuck a woman somewhere OTHER than your own house, but it's disrespectful to fuck her IN your house?  

If your married and your fuckin another woman then NO its not OK. And if your married and you bring another woman in your house and you fuck her then thats not OK either. BUT Why do we still do it if its not OK??

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Smarty11012891 reads

Kind of hard to take her home on a lunch hour anyway, right BDaddy?

Damn, you trying to catch Jep? You been busy.

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Smarty11011692 reads

Company has been working me into an early grave. Running back and forth to Phoenix. Have had very little time to hobby let alone go to the boards for fun.

I hanging loose now for a while, so I will be lurking. He what ever happen to CJ? Is she out of the biz? I'll be getting with you for some referrals in the fall when I come into Chantilly again. Hope all is well. Oh, you handled that flame very well sir.

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LNQRbigdaddy2435 reads

CJ is still around but she is under the radar now..She usually post on the w/e.. Any more mother/daughter teams..lol

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Smarty11013168 reads

OMG, I completely forgot about that one. LOL I should have written a review, it would have been a great one. I'm really bad at doing reviews. Several are in DC, which I never wrote and probably 50 here and there

I'm doing 6 or 7 this weekend to catch up a little.

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Ponzone2457 reads

I guess ya' learn something every day (that is if you will give up the 411).  I know it isn't the WB.  So WHAT is the w/e?

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LNQRbigdaddy1861 reads

The week end..

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Lex Luethor2904 reads

...I make sure the lawnmower is gassed-up. For $300 hr, she's gonna make herself useful for the 59' 30" after I blow my load.

-- Modified on 7/6/2005 8:23:36 PM

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Guz2123 reads

ROFLMAO

That was too much Lex, I literally blew up soda thru my nose when I read your answer. GAWD!

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egyptsphynest2056 reads

What is the most comfortable place to meet a provider? hotel, apt, house........

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Ponzone1906 reads

That's why you shouldn't DRINK while you're on the board, Guz....;)

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Lex Luethor2008 reads

...being one of the "Triple L's" (Lex's Lawn Ladies) is considered a position of status in certain 3rd world countries (and parts of West Virginia).

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luv_women1995 reads

Had a great line.  A woman said to him "I'll do anything for $300".  He responded "OK, Paint my house!"

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Lex Luethor1627 reads

...Of course they couldn't paint the entire house in 59 minutes, but they could do a wall.

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Megatha Christie2731 reads

How romantic among the cobwebs and the musty boxes of old christmas decorations.  Maybe the furnace will kick on while were playing and help drown out my screams of passion.

Ooooo pick me, pick me!



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Ponzone3282 reads

Meg, would you prefer MY place?  Remember that beer commercial where the girl calls up the guy and she says she'll be right over.  He frantically goes to work trying to clean up.  When she shows up, it's immaculate.  Then she opens the closet to hang up her coat and everything shoots out across the room junkier than ever.  Well, that's MY place to a TEE..lol

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Guz2217 reads

Your description does not fit how my basement is.

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Vanica2454 reads

Seeing a gentleman with a S.O is not that umcommon. When I see photos I try not to pry or stare. I am there for him, not to look at photos. As for restricting the space you use, make sure that where ever you are is comfortable. The more romantic and relaxing the setting, the better the session. Right?
And if the distance is a lot I and most providers charge a travel fee to cover gas and so forth. Covering gas for a girl without a travel charge would be a very nice touch.

Related Link: Sexy Siren: Vanica Love

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Oldmember2112 reads

...the neighbors seeing some hot looking woman walk into your house.  Then leave an hour later looking tousled?  This along with the other problems mentioned above (strange hair or perfume in the bed, etc), makes extracurricular play at your home a really bad idea.  Find a provider who does incall.  Or get a room.

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Guz2179 reads

No, I don't really care what the "neighbors" think. Who knows if their even watching! As for leaving "evidence" of some other female in the house, then be unsure that this would all be handled.

Consider how a crime scene would be cleaned up.

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Missypetite242865 reads

I have visited gents that were married and invited me into their homes (usually gents that I have seen before).  I always wondered if they had a death wish.

While I would never give them grief ( calling the wife, threats etc). Not all providers are as courteous or sane.    We have all heard the horror stories.  Maybe they just felt comfortable with me .....who knows.  

However, why take such a big risk ? What if the little wifey comes home early? Calls ? your mother in law that has a key stops by lol.  Nope, in my opinion NOT worth the risk.

Get a room or see a provider that has incall.  If you do invite a provider into your home and you are married, at least see her a few times and make sure that you are comfy with her.  The last thing you want is someone going off the deep end and ruining your life :(

Then again, some people looooove to live on the edge.

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Ponzone3071 reads

Hmmm, sounds like "Fatal Attraction" revisited.  Yikes, but very good advice.

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Guz2569 reads

I am not married but this is a question that I was wondering about for a while and how some of you go about it. I had hope some of the lurkers would come up out of their space and share their experiences.

Anyway....

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LegalEagle19942351 reads

I would NEVER invite a provider to my home!!!  I like the 2 lives to remain completely independent.

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Schmid1670 reads

I've done it three times.  Once, wife was out for the evening.  I was so nervous everytime I heard a little noise, I lost it (capacity).  No good.  Another time she was out of town.  Overnight.  No problem, great provider I had seen several time before,lots of fun, lots of time to clean up afterwards.  Third time was with a provider I had a long-term realtionship with, I wanted her to see my other life sort of cementing the relationship. I felt secure since wife was out of town.  Great time.  So it depends.  Disrespectful?  Since I'm in the hobby anyway, I don't follow the logic. The only issue, in my view, is safety.

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balto2229 reads

My S.O. was out of town for a week, I knew there was no chance of her showing up early, so I called to schedule an overnight with a lovely provider. I wasn't worried about hiding pictures or being in a different room, the ladies are professionals and know lots of guys are cheating.
Problem was that the wife often called, friends dropped by or called. Our neighbors are close friends of ours and when all this sunk in there was NO WAY I could have done it, even for an hour, without someone noticing or God forbid, finding out the whole truth. Armed with that realization, I would get a room for any activities or, like everyone here has suggested, find a girl with an incall location. After all that, I didn't schedule the overnight, but tried to see her for lunch. That didn't even work, she was a no show at her incall! So a couple of days later with blue balls I had to screw my wife when she got home.

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MBnewbie2682 reads

A few years ago I lived in a small city where no one did incall.  I mean no one.  I was on a limited budget so hotels were out of the question.  I had several come over to the house.  There were never any problems.  I even tried it once or twice when I had a live-in GF but man was I stressed out for days afterward.  I searched the place high and low, looking for evidence.  Changed and washed the sheets immediately.  Vacuumed, scrubed, the whole nine yards, to eliminate any evidence.  Bottom line, if you're single do what you like.  If you're not single, you already know that doing this outside the house has enough risks.  Bring it home and those risks multiply a lot.

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Ponzone2168 reads

And as if the $$$ isn't bad.  But that's where I draw the line.  I don't do windows, sheets, or scrubbing.  If that adds on to the "price of hobbying", then I WILL retire!  

 That's partly why the gals (who ARE doing these things) have the rates that they do.  Maybe being a touring provider isn't so bad afterall; just let the hotel do it!  Otherwise, hire a maid service.  You can get CJ's "Merry Boobs" or somebody....;)

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Z-Man2200 reads

I would NEVER bring another women into my home (too many risk factors), which is just the opposite of a good buddy of mine....He's a goof,,he brings them into his basement while his wife is asleep upstairs... YIKES...

Get a room & her outcall fee should cover his travel expenses... she'll let you know

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