Imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Go figure!

That is if Jeop or any of the other legends do not run against me.

and mostly false according to Snopes.  It's even been made into a Canadian version.....

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm

Internet "lore" can be have it's upside. Were it not for baseless internet rumors about my endless charm and enormous manhood, I'd never get a date.