OK, so I made the mistake of responding to a BP ad and, well, even though she had some decent reviews, I suppose I got what I deserved. About 50 pounds heavier than in the ad. Very quick about things and not very affectionate. The "hour" lasted about 15 minutes and I was more than happy to go.

Overall, the experience lacked the sensuality that I crave and made me feel pretty used... so I am looking for someone willing to take on the task of restoring my fragile ego...Any takers?