I wokke up Thursday next to my spouse with mystery groin-itch. My pubic hair was all bunched and stuck together. Then I remembered my last sight of my beautiful Angelique the evening before, still chewing gum after our zesty session as she was before we started - "Why, she must have . . "

How DO you get gum from outcha pubes? And worse, how do you explain it to the wife?

the explanation though.......

Lucky your wife wasn't in the mood for an early riser. That coulda been a real sticky situation.

showering? Danger Danger Danger.... and why would you even think about "explaining to the wife"? Do you really want to "raise an eyebrow"? Good luck with an "excuse". Let us all know how it plays out as I'm sure we'd love to hear the "excuse"!

xoxo
Nina

Not only do I shower afterwards I bring my own soap just to make sure I smell like myself.  Perhaps a little paranoid but much better safe.