I was coming back to America through LA from Singapore. I had bought a novelty pink battery operated Dildo off of one of the street vendors on the Boogie Strassa. With my long hair 3 day beard and intoxicated condition from an all you drink flight across the Pacific, I was in rare form. I picked out of exiting passengers to show my luggage to Customs. I had nothing to declare, so I said on my forms. They did not believe that. They pulled my suitcase apart looking for drugs, and only found a thin carb board box. "Whats in here?" I stumbled for the right professional words to describe it, when they dragged out of the box in front everyone else. They waved it around asking what it was. Laughing the whole time. I tried to explain that it was for a friend and that it was not a dangerous weapon. They let me go, but everyone in Customs was watching me leave. Girl friend of the time really enjoyed it, till it broke.
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