So EE 1960 besides the obvious qualifications of a nice rack and hot ass - I want to make sure I have all the prerequisites fully understood. Based on your posting history you seem to be a very thorough man, even going places and getting involved in things that are none of your concern. But since this is specifically a trip with you I want to make sure I answer all of your concerns.

1. I have filed extensions for any unfiled returns that I am aware of. Does that qualify me for the trip and will you be providing a 1099 so that I may continue to properly file all required tax information.

2. Will you need a medical release form, updated shot records and medical certification that I am drug and disease free?

3. Screening - Since I am pretty sure you will google me and my last five reviewers based on my interest in this trip (if you have not already done so since you obviously do this as a past time and have stated so in a previous post). So you have screened me and I am sure any other lady - how do we screen you. I am very surprised at the high level of response given that you have no reviews and no white list entries. How are we suppose to feel safe with you, especially given your posting history, where you have strongly indicated a very negative agenda toward one specific provider.  Again, just asking.

4. Anyone interested in this trip should perform a more than thorough screening, as you will be investigated as though you are going for the highest level of security clearance in this country.

If I have missed anything please let me know so that I may promptly address the issue, since the weekend is rapidly approaching.