I was browsing through old post's and came across one by All_AMPd_Up. I think at that time he wanted serious answers of signs his ATF was giving.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=60187&boardID=6&page=

Here is what I contributed. There were additions by others

1 - You find her at home talking to your SO.
2 - She starts talking about kids - then tells you it's OK to BBFS, she’s on the pill.
3 – She tells you she’s on the pill and you believed her. Then you start noticing she has put on a few pounds, her breast are getting larger, and are dripping this funny white liquid - which she offers you - LOL.
4 - She gives you a key to her place - and it looks a lot like the one for your place.
5 - She offers you all the sex you want for free - and you lose interest in the first week.
6 - She offers you all the free sex you want for free, yet you might as well be paying for it because you aren't getting anymore then you get from your SO.
7 - She invites you to meet her parents, brothers, sisters, cousins, and pimp.
8 - She gets undressed, and your TER handle is tattoo'd on her ass, Slipry's Property.
9 - She puts the cover on you - and you notice it's open on both ends.
10 - She puts a cover on you and the wrapper says "Dissolves in Warm Wet Environments".

Additions by Splunge

11. She "Photoshop's" you into her pics on her website
12. She gives YOU an envelope at the beginning of the session
13. She sets her touring schedule around your travel schedule

Someone should run a humor survey on

"How to tell when YOU are getting to serious with your ATF"

Or - How to do  you she is your ATF

Happy Holidays to All

I wish my ATFs gets serious and ask me out...LOL
Sh1t...I wish I can going out with MILF...haha
Let's get serious...LMAO

I looked over the criteria that slipry and spluge have layed down and my last ATF didn't do any of those things. Does mean she really wasn't my ATF. Tis the season to be jolly, Ho, HO, HO>

Are u kidding me?  My ATF can get as serious as she wants with me.