~people who are copies instead of originals
~individuals who become obsessed with your life because they have no life of their own
~anyone who doesn't move on after a break up (the best form of revenge is success isnt it?)
~jealousy
~people who have been taught that negative is somehow entertaining
~one who is judgmental (arent there mirrors in your house??)
~close minded people
~narrow minded people
~perpetually unhappy people
~greedy people
~uni-faceted people (are you REALLY that dull???)
~bad breath (these people seem to talk the most)
~bad teeth (usually goes along with above)
~anyone who enjoys picking on anyone or anything weaker then they are (bullies!)
~people who are indecisive (pick a side dammit!)
~fence sitters (see above)
~people who love to cry about their childhood (your 30+, its time to grow up)
~lazy people (get off your ass and do something!)
~anyone with zero ambition (ditto for above)
~someone who wears a mask to hide the Dr. Jekyll thats hiding underneath (can someone say serial killer?)
~bad kissers (seriously a turn off)

I am sure there are more, but thats a good start.
Good morning DC

~~CSJ~~

1. Bad Grammar and poorly written English (And yes, it is Grammar folks. not "Grammer"

Nothing bugs me more than that. If I, after being raised with English as my 3rd language, can write well, I'm sure most of you who are born here can do a lot better. Just put a little bit more effort into it.

Great topic...thanks.

What bugs me?

As a hobbyist:
1) Using aliases as a routine rather than for special rare questions/queries.  I mean I can appreciate someone disclosing something personal that they genuinely feel an alias is appropriate.  I say we should all get 5 free posts under an alias.  But when everything else you're writing is under an alias...at some point you should have to pay for that.

2) I hate that my Primary only visits DC maybe twice a year.

3) I hate guys who get an A++ service but then give a 7 or an 8...and then when questioned can't give any great reason that it was THAT much different than a 9 or 10.

4) It bugs me that some ladies don't t go that extra mile to make a session great.  When I make an appointment, for once I want the world to center around me.  I want to be important to someone.

5) It bugs me that people use the term TGTBT.  Frankly, there's no such thing.  A small part of this hobby is us guys living way up in the clouds.  Just because some girl is very pretty doesn't mean she's TGTBT.  Once you start paying 3, 4, 500 $ for an hour of fun it is what it is.  Nothing should be TGTBT.  Too good - to me - suggests that you're used to sleeping with trolls or something.  Like they say when a guy scores a TD in football.."act like you've

1) Traffic: can't do a thing about it, and it sucks!

2) Ladies who won't give out incall address or hotel name post screening.
     - Please at least lead me to a nearby shop or somewhere within sight of the incall.
     - I've already been screened and I'm not a city local so I can get lost easily.
       (Yes I have a GPS but it won't allow you to operate it while the car is moving.)

3) Not being able to post anything positive here.
    - This is all for fun! Maybe next time Fugly will do a "what I love" theme.

Mods bottom-posting my ads ! Just Kidding, Fugly!....LOL...

What bothers me is when a hobbyist arrives at my lovely and comfortable incall and we get to business and I'm slurping and sucking, swallowing, maybe even taking a shot in the face once in a while, lol, but then he leaves and as I'm straightening up, I notice that when he used to facilities, he has peed all over the place around the commode and not wiped it up! I know, I know, you can't change a man, but you would think that when visiting a lady he just met that he would be more conscientious. Sperm and cum don't bother me in the least, I love it! But when it is followed by cleaning up the pee of a grown-ass man, he suddenly loses his sex appeal.

Especially the part about them people that don't have no good grammer.    Also , and perhaps this is the result of living in DC, post that express political views.  A board has been set aside for those who have a need to trash our President or groups who like to hang tea bags on their hats. Keep it there.

-Assholes (the ones who seem to have a bone to pick with the world and always angry)
-Cheap asses (I dare you to ask me if I have change....ass.)
-Babies
-Push-overs
-people who "yell-speak" when you're right in front of them & that's their normal tone of voice
-remote hobs
-SNOBS
-guys with their pants d*amn near on the ground
-guys who want to kiss after they've smoked
-guys who suck a clit like they'd suck a dick
-cum that gets in my eyes (lol)
-when someone rubs my clit like they want to start a fire
-when i think a guy is trying to suck my nipples off
-those who confuse an actual shower with soap+warm water+wash cloth = just standing under the water for 5 mins
-women I see use the bathroom, don't wash their hands and immediately touch their hair

-me having a hard time thinking about what doesn't bug me lol

......read.  A gentleman will call, and say, "I saw you on ****, can you tell me your rates?  My rates are right there, in black and white.

I know gentlemen are visual creatures, but I wish they would take a moment to read my entire profile, before calling.

Gentlemen who drink and dial.  I put my phone on silent when I go to sleep, and it is amazing how many gentlemen will call, and call, and call.  If they listened to my VM, they wouldn't keep dialing.  And the one's that do leave a message are too drunk to understand.

Enjoy this beautiful day!

Hugs and Kisses



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The DC metro area is pretty big, and I'm a VA guy.  Are you in Va, DC, MD? And approximately what area?

What bugs me as a hobbyist:

1) Walking into a bathroom to freshen up and the towels of previous clients are piled up everywhere.  The bathroom is a mess and you walk out feeling dirtier then when you went in.

2) Bad breath.

3) When the hobby has sucked the life out of a provider, she has hit the end of the road and doesn't realize it.

4) Providers that link a TER ad to their site and then require you to prescreen or have a password to the site.

- Spending my day making everyone happy and finally going for a dinner and the food or service is mediocre or bad. All day long I make sure I give the best service possible and then I cant even get a nice dinner or customer service

- Extortion. People who make their money off of escort advertising, photography, website design, ect, but then extort us or threaten us by using our esorting against us.

- Maids in hallways of hotels that sit their cart just outside my door.
-- Maids who wont move their cart when I have a client soon to arrive
--- Clients who are leaving my room and dont let me look out the key hole first to see if the maid cart is there or not

- Clients who walk fast to the door, ahead of me, and swing it open. If anyone was in the hallway, they would see me standing there nude. Guys, please let your lady show you out. We dont want the hallway seeing our tits standing behind you as you leave.

- When clients touch my personal items, taking a dash for something that is shiny and cool and then picking it up. I like gadgets, Im a gadget girl, so I get this happening alot with clients lol. They love my gadgets especially my racing bike.

- Noshows and last minute cancellations. This is just the rudest thing ever. My time has been wasted. Huge chunks of my time. Setting up process takes time and energy, and then there's no positive outcome for it. I prefer just not being contacted if a guy is going to cancel last minute or not show up at all.

- Men who abuse women or escorts verbally or physically.

- Cyber harrassment and bullies.

- Copy cats. Any escort who is not clever or original enough to make up her own ads or photoshoot and steals content from other girls ads or websites. It is not hard to be original, yet so many girls dont bother trying to be.

- Clients who turn down the option to shower but have bad body odor. Thats just not nice to be smelly on purpose. It also takes 2 seconds to wash your love stick and hands before I go sucking on it. And if you want rimmed, make sure your flower is spic and span clean PLEASE

________________

Ok lol. I sound like a complainer now. But you asked!


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Is it that difficult to know the difference between:

1) There, their, and they're?
2) Your and you're?
3) Past and passed?
4) To and too?
5) Then and than?

I'm a foreigner and know the fucking difference.

Also, driving is to be done with one foot, not two. If your car is moving faster, but your brake lights are on, then get your ass back to student driving school. wtf

If you're a bit, or a lot, overweight, that's ok. Not everyone is in great shape, but for god's sake, don't wear tight clothes or garments that reveal the cottage cheese to the rest of us...it's not attractive. In fact, quite repulsive.

Stand up straight...you aren't Australopithecus. Show some self confidence and pride.

Be thankful for what you have, and stop bitching about what you don't. Everything is relative...boo hoo, you didn't get that raise. You know what the unemployment rate is out there? Be thankful you have one.

It’s been better lately but I’m totally confused by the mean spirited attacks and rush to judgment on guys who are trying to share their experiences (mini). Am I missing something? Isn’t this supposed to be a place where we share information? Here’s a list of a few of the complaints and comments that get raised time and time again that I could live without.
1. Not enough information in the mini. So? It’s not supposed to be a full review.  If you want more information, see her yourself or wait for the full review. If you don’t contribute or pay for VIP status then too bad. Take what you get and be happy with it.
2. Grade inflation. If I hear this one more time I think I’m going to puke. Personally, I only see ladies that peak my interest and I’m rarely disappointed. So why shouldn’t I give them good ratings as long as it fits the TER guidelines? How would you know if my grades are inflated? Were you there? What give you the right to judge another person’s opinion? If you consistently have a bad experience with providers that other hobbyists have posted glowing reviews about then maybe you should look in the mirror. The problem might not be with the reviewer or the provider.
3. Shilling, Just because I see the new ladies from one of the few agencies I use doesn’t mean I’m conspiring with them or have some kind of “special” arrangement. It means I like to see new ladies and it’s a pretty safe bet that I’m going to have a good time when I use them. Nothing more.
4. YMMV. YES, YMMV IS SO TRUE!!!!!! Deal with it!!!! I’ve seen ladies with several good reviews but it just didn’t work for me and I’m sure the reverse is true. I don’t go off and blame the other reviewers or think it was some kind of conspiracy to ruin my day. We’re all different, sometimes it just doesn’t work. If you think you’re going to have a 10 performance every time, you’re just setting yourself up for disappointment. When it goes bad just dust off and move on.
5. Grammar and spelling, Why is it such a big deal? What difference does it really make? Why bother pointing it out? Maybe it was just a typo. This isn't english class. There are people from all over the world that post here. As surprising as it may seem, for most of them English is a 2nd language. And then there are people like me who just really don’t care. If I’m posting to the board it’s usually last minute and if my spell checker doesn’t catch it, it’s on the board.
6. Back Channel, If you have a secretive place where you share info that only a select few have access to then good for you. If you’re information is so special that you cannot share it with the rest of us commoners then do it. But don’t rub it in my face. Maybe if you did share it with everyone some of the things you are always complaining about might get resolved.
I’ve also noticed that the biggest critics rarely, if ever post a mini. All I have to say to you is step up and show us how it’s done or shut up.

I feel better now, be safe.

What bugs me is 8, 9, 10.  

That in the DC area that there are not very many hot women, maybe I see one month if I am lucky.  This is not LA or NYC where 8, 9, 10 is a dime a dozen, hot girls everywhere.  

8, 9, 10.  These numbers are for models, actresses and nature's mutations.  

It is impossible for there to be many 8, 9, 10's in the biz and certainly not with the frequency with which they are assigned these numbers by reviewers here in DC area.

As a provider:

Men who email and don't put the city or read the ad even
We are not mind readers!

That's my biggest pet peeve is having to repeat things over and over.

Women in this industry who don't care to be safe or help other's and being careless putting other's in jeapordy.


As a Human:

I seem to always get in the bad line at the store, it never fails

People who do not know how to merge on the interstate and instead come to a complete halt forcing me to break and have a mild heart attack

Old mascara that clumps, Geesh if you men didn't know it's very frustrating

Putting on thigh highs in a rush when my legs are wet, trying to attach the garter and everything gets in a tangled mess and I poke a hole in them with my finger

People who order food in front of me and don't know wtf they want arghh

Music on Website//Poor Pics

1. As a Hobiest.  Hate music, on a provider's site.  Just don't do it.  Old/bad/unclear/not flattering pics. Biggest rant, as a hobiest.  Put up recient, Accurate pics.  If you advertise as busty, Don't show me 3 pics of your butt.  I, too, hate when there isn't the basic info on a ladies site.  Like Rates.
2.  On the 'Boards'.  Thread Hi-jackers.  Both male and female.Post about the original topic, or start a new thread.  
3.  As an Individual.  Moron drivers.  I have seen, twice, some idiot turn right into a parking lot, from the far left lane.  The only time some of them use the turn signal, is while driving straight.  People in the 'express' line, with a wole cart full of stuff.  Worse, is the ding-dong clerks and managers that allow this.
Great Rant thread, Fugly.

~ Gossipy people in general.  I don't care to hear any BS about anyone else.  It's not my business.  And usually the crap people are talking about is an inaccurate rumor to begin with.  No thanks.

~ LIARS!  People who spread lies about others in an effort to make themselves look better.  I absolutely HATE this type of person.

~ Rude People, Mean People, Judgemental People, Snobby People, Pretentious People, Arrogant People...  You get the idea.  If you cannot simply be kind, straight forward, and just have fun, please stay away from me.  Life is too short to deal with people like this.  I prefer to avoid them.  

~ Campers!  If you excessively overstay your time with me, I promise I WILL NOT be available to see you anymore.  I am not talking about 15-20 mins.  That time is for showering.  Our hour long session is an entire hour of play.  Shower time is separate.  Please be respectful of my time is all I ask.  

~ Guys who constantly try to do anal with me.  No means no!  Please stop asking.

~ BBFS!  If you ever tried, or even suggested doing BBFS with me, you will notice I either no longer answer my phone when you call, or I am always busy.  Don't overstep your boundaries.  We all know the rules.  Follow them.

~ Bad Breath - Bad Body Odor - Unclean Ass - Dirty Underwear - Rough Fingering - Long, jagged finger nails - Rough Beards/Face - Smelly Feet - Excessive Flem (Please SWALLOW your own flem!).

~ Guys who contact me with one liners whom I have never met before.  These same guys act shocked when I try to screen them.  As if being screened is some kind of a surprise to them.  I do not respond to one liners from a new client anymore.  I ignore them.  If I know you, I will respond.

~ Guys who contact me via email or pm, and leave a message without giving me their name or any other information to identify themselves.  This happens a lot.  Please remember there is only one of me, but there are lots of you guys out there.  Please let me know who you are when you contact me.  If it's been a while, let me know when and where we met.

~ Hobbyists who try to inflict their opinion on everyone.  Not everyone feels the same way you do.  We are all entitled to our own opinions.  That includes reviews.  We are all entitled to our own tastes in ladies and men.  Hobby your ass off with who YOU like, and leave the rest of us alone to do the same.  

Rant over!  Now we need a thread about the things we LIKE!  

I like the variety of people I get to play with on a regular basis!  I love my job VERY much!  I love men... I just can't get enough of you guys.

Best, Betty xoxo

I do my hobbying from my iPhone.  If i can't see the site, if it's too complex, etc, I don't use the service.  One agency around here, very well thought of, has a site so flash intensive I can barely see it on my desktop.  So I never use them.  I should be able to see some pics, get some basic rates, schedule, and contact info without too much trouble.  I suspect more and more hobbyists are doing their research and making contact via mobile devices, so those that make it easier will probably see good results.

I also don't like it when the girl has halitosis, but that's a different point...

Smelly balls/pussy
automatic sinks/towel dispensers (I'm sitting there waving like an asshole for 10 minutes
endless phone trees
crackheads
Mexican polka music played while sitting on curbs
poo flinging monkeys
creepy dolls
Paris Hilton types with their little purse dogs
promise rings
Justin beaver
Shia laDouche shitting all over the transformers and Indiana jones franchises
sports commentary
ventriloquist acts
commercials for five hour energy
and much more. Ending on an upnote, I LOVE...

fat people falling
tiny giraffes
blowjobs and karaoke  (experienced simultaneouly or not)

Lady with a fabulous rack. . .

Who won't allow more than a light touch due to "sensitivity?" Come on! That is torture!

1. Vice cops that spend to much focus on our hobby, yet they hobby in another place.

2. Providers who do no call no show.

3. Providers who don't post there rates on ads.

4. Providers who give unsolicited calls. We pay for you all to go away.

5. Guys who over inflate reviews.

6. White knights who will defend a provider even though they know she is wrong.

7. Providers on drugs. They think that MJ is ok and share that information with me.

8. Providers who go to cheap hotels.

9. Providers who upsell.

10. Vice cops that play dirty tricks to get people in trouble. Tell another jurisdiction the location of a providers incall so they get busted.

11. Both providers and JOhns who don't know how to stfu when talking to LE.

What I can't stand in the hobby:

1. Girls ads where huge amounts of tattoos and piercings are photoshopped.

2. Smokers breath. PLEASE brush your teeth at the very least if you smoke before your appointment. The smell and taste of burnt tabacco is a turnoff to many of us.

3. When the girl smells bad and refuses to take a shower with me. I only ask because I dont want to be blunt and say to the girl that her pussy and ass stink. SO I politely invite her to join me in the shower and sometimes they refuse.

4. White Knights, LE and Pimps.

5. As the Mod said about the same guys who have to reply to every thread started by a provider.

What I cant stand in daily life:

1. Girls who are goodlooking who think they are the only hot girl in town.
2. Ignorant people
3. People who wont shut up about the miraculous and medicinal value of Marjuahana.
4. The New York Yankees, Pittsburgh Steelers and Los Angeles lakers and their fans.
5. People who actually believe that the US did the Hawaiian people a favor by taking their land.
6. Democrats and Republicans
7. Guys who pass middle age that spend six digits on a convertible sports car but cant spend a fraction of that on a good quality toupee.
8. Winters in the DC area. Especially, in FEB when at 5 PM it is dark as midnight.

Only a partial list, and I'll stick to the hobby...

1.  Breast implants.  The next woman I see who looks better because of them will be the first, and  I've seen too many tragic cases of pretty slender girls with volleyballs bolted to their chests.

2.  The grammar stuff that was covered.  As an English prof once told me in a conversation, people think that an apostrophe is a decoration that goes somewhere near an S.

3.  Hobbyists who do not write reviews, unless they otherwise share intel, particularly when they have the nerve to complain on here about reviews.

4.  I mentioned this in a recent thread, but guys who whine on here about how hard it is to write a review.  It is really not hard.  Not wanting to write reviews is annoying enough but possibly understandable.  Blaming the TER system just makes you sound like a bitch.

5.  Ladies who exaggerate their education and class background.  I'm fully aware that many providers are educated, but ladies who purport a strong education in their marketing that they obviously lack are a major turn-off.  An obvious and now harmless example was the SOBE group.  They claimed to be members of sororities at local colleges, when anyone who actually attended college would know that girls in such a situation would have no reason or means by which to become friends.  The plurals put too fine a point on it.

6.  Over-enhanced  pics.  I have seen where a photographer used by some providers bills himself as "your digital plastic surgeon."  I already mentioned my perspective on plastic surgery.  I really hate arriving at an incall with an expectation that the girl will never be able to fulfill.

7.  Girls, and their agencies, lying about their ages.  This is so taken for granted outside the hobby that it is standard practice inside the hobby, but I'm sick of trying to calculate how old a lady probably is based on her advertised age.  On more than one occasion now during a session, while making small talk, a girl has said something offhand like "back when I was 24" when her ad said she was 23.

People dat thinks grammar and spellin is mo impotent then content, and waste mi tme complaning bout it.  Life is two short too give to hoots bout dat!

These are some things that get me every time:

-chewing with your mouth open
-using 'fuck' as a sentence filler
-wrong usage of their/there/they're, too/to/two, you're/your
-panty lines
-hypocrites
-people who won't take no for an answer and feel the need to try to bully you into doing what they want
-people who have no balls alone, but in a group are 10 ft tall and bulletproof
-motion sickness. No boats or amusement park rides for me!
-unoriginal Halloween costumes. Can we please move past the naughty nurse, naughty cop and Playboy bunny???
-people who always tell you what they think you want to hear
-knock-off handbags
-falling in love with a pair of shoes or outfit and not having your size anywhere
-humidity. My hair doesn't have a chance when it's humid
-kitten heels
-one uppers. Life is not a competition. There's no need to have to out-do everyone all the time. Plus no one believes you. So stop.
-saggy bum bikini bottoms
-having to use a lint roller on my dark clothes to get stray pet fur off them
-people who are late
-stripper shoes as footwear outside a strip club
-the smell of incense





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