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also when a hot waitress asks if i want another cup (of coffee) eom
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Gradebeam771140 reads

they watch the 'bottom line' on ESPN and the NHL scores scroll by and it shows the Columbus Blue Jackets as 'CBJ'
(cracks me up)

However I think they caught wind of what CBJ also stands for and may have changed it to CLS (columbus).

Anywho......

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Sidney Starr529 reads

I chuckle to myself when I'm I'm Virginia and I'm on the toll road and I see the lines that say FULL SERVICE. ;-)

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kayakid405 reads

My wife keeps telling people that our kids have "Gone Greek" at college and love it!  One of these days, when I grow up, I'll tell her what the alternate meaning is to fraternities and sororities :)

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DCHamlet283 reads

Posted By: kayakid
One of these days, when I grow up,
How old are you?

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Boricualover310 reads

by an attractive nurse just prior to a physical.

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kayakid292 reads

50'ish..." grow up" in the context of not loving sophomoric humor. In other words...never :)!

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Posted By: kayakid
One of these days, when I grow up,
How old are you?

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PurpleCityMadMan555 reads

she's just got that look, everyone wants her. She tells me and my homeboy that she wants that DP special I cracked up laughing, turns out she was referring to a special food order by a customer with the initials DP.

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BeautywithBrains659 reads

....who invited me on a weekend date to visit his alma mater, and we stayed at a bed and breakfast.  Each morning, during breakfast, the piped in music was the "Eros Guide", hold music, from a few years back.  Ladies, you know this one. I could never keep a straight face!

Hugs and Kisses

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Posted By: dccanes98
they watch the 'bottom line' on ESPN and the NHL scores scroll by and it shows the Columbus Blue Jackets as 'CBJ'
(cracks me up)

However I think they caught wind of what CBJ also stands for and may have changed it to CLS (columbus).

Anywho......
One thing that cracks me up ... When crossing a major bridge (such as Gov Nice bridge on US 301), the signs advising oversize vehicles to "Call XXX-XXX-XXX For Escort".

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Claudius42310433 reads

Related Link: destroyer escorts

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cecilia of dc237 reads

When I think of destroyer escorts, I think of ships and frigates, not awful, or wild providers, lol
must be my mindset, I guess...

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Claudius42310747 reads

it was more along the lines of a provider ad with a nautical theme:

"hi boys, i'm a destroyer escort: a femme fatale with killer curves who will never leave you high and dry. whether in public or in private your cargo is always safe with me".

but then y sense of humor tends to leave folks at sea....

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BuzzedLightYear687 reads

I haven't tried it yet.... Not really my thing. ;)

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kyra_to643 reads

I've thought about making a fake business card with their logo and put "Spit or Swallow" as the tag line and sneak it in to a friends event package just to see his face as he reads it.  ;-)

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DaytimePlaya539 reads

I was in an elevator today nd when I pressed the 1st floor button a very nice ladies voice said "Going Down" :-).  I wondered if I was supposed to unzip.

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