Just imagine standing there with your wife as her eyes fall on a pair of panties on the floor that aren't hers! No way you explain your way out of that one!

Or throw it away.

Stop and get gas and have a "slight" accidental spill.  It smells bad but, it does cover the perfume smell AND gives you an excuse to shower ASAP.

I have a few issues with the original poster's post:

First and foremost, it's on the Guy who schedules a date to be specific in his requests if perfume is a concern.

Secondly, MOST women are not stupid and the scent of SEX is always, always, always going to smell beyond any $3 perfume.  The concern should be in washing away/covering the beautiful scent of hot p*ssy more than Chanel #5.

Third, on the issue of clothing/etc being left...well, YOU need to be aware of your provider.  I mean, if you're that indiscriminate about the chances you take...you kinda deserve what you get.  We should all be of the mindset that discretion is of primary import.  You gotta select a honey who shares that value.  When your selection can't even remember to put on her panties or whatever...that's on you.

Fourth, we all have our thing...granted.  But rolling around with some girl in your own house directly defies your sudden give-a-damn for your wife's feelings.  

Fifth, now lets talk suggestions...ALWAYS!!! have a bottle of perfume in a package for your wife.  If you reek that bad, you always have it as a "surprise"
gift...therein the excuse.

YOUR inability to plan is not on them.

My primary is a one-in-a-billion...she can wear
whatever perfume she wants.  I have no S.O. but if I did it would be on my head to improvise, adapt, and overcome...not hers.

iders this is a friendly reminder thyear.

I have had to going swimming after seeing a provider or sneak into the shower at home. Luckily last night I had an excuse to take another shower when I got home.

Also don't forget to take your clothes home during outcalls. I had to put some clothes in plastic bags to bring back to the provider on a later date because of the perfume.

One time during an outcall I had to go the store to buy new bedsheets to keep the perfume off me.

Also don't spray that freshener stuff on yourself or in the room until after clients leave.

Thank you for taking the time to read this message.

Totally agree with you... I prefer that the provider do what she wishes to prepare at tip top

tip top condition for me during the session.


I tend to take more shower than most guys plus my GF can never tell the difference so it isn't a problem for me.
Once in the morning, once after jogging, once before the session (or at her incall),
immediately afterwards.
And if I decide to exercise again, I take a shower before I go to bed.

Seriously, how fucking hard is it to shower after the session?

As for leaving cloths behind, bringing a provider to home while the wife/SO is gone sounds to me like recipe for trouble... Something I'd never do.