I was wondering where the best strip clubs in the city are located?  You know the one with all the beautiful girls and the upscale atmosphere, and no matter what you will have a great time; that's the one I want to go to.

xo,

Penelope

There is no lap dancing in DC, or VA for that matter.
Having said that, The Camelot on M Street NW still sets the standard in DC I think. THe link is below.
Baltimore and MD in general is another story but I have to relie of the MD guys to give you the scope up there.
There is no touching allowed in either DC or VA btw though, again MD has different rules.

Archibald's is also good.  http://www.archibalds.com/

Maryland has some better clubs that the hole in the wall clubs in DC. One's that I liked in the Baltimore area are The Gentleman's Gold Club  http://www.gentlemensgoldclubgirls.com/
And the Hustler Club in downtown Baltimore.
http://www.hustlerclubs.com/club.asp?c=18176

Closer to DC in Beltsville Md is a house  converted to a lapdance club called the Showcase in an industrial area. WWW.noplacelikeshowcase.

All three offer lapdances for guys. For upscale Hustler and Gold are better. For service for guys, showcase is better without as much hustle for your dollars.

Hope this helps in your quest. Not that I go to such places anymore since I found TER and could spend the same amount and actually get what I was looking for.

...you'll be the best-looking one there!

If I had known you were still in town I would have taken you on a tour.

I like the girls that work at penthouse...That's in DC, there is Norma Jean's in Baltimore.  Both have a few pornstars working at them.

I grew up in Virginia and I used to think Good Guys, 1320, Dauphines, etc were all of it until I moved to Md.

Maryland has hands on!! Plus, it is a little more upclose and personal!!

DC clubs charge ya $7 for a beer plus tip! Your lookin at $10 for a beer. In Md, they got places you bring your own stuff in!

My favorite is New York Manhattan Players Lounge AKA Wagon Wheel...It used to be in Waldorf back in the day where ChooChoos is.

That is true!!LOL