If you follow the new reviews in DC, then you know who I am talking about. She states in her ad that she is indeed 25, and said real and recent pics. So, she's new around here, and already she's got 8 or 9 new and exceptionally great reviews. On looks, somewhere between 8 and 9. That, I contest. On performance, 8 and 9, which I agree.

A bit of insight about her, I ain't gonna give you everything. Let's just say, she is from Puerto Rico, she is from Springfield, and she is new. So, in the month of Nov. she got 8 or 9 new reviews. I've read them, and they were fantastic. So, I decided to see her. When I arrived, I was disappointed in her looks department. The 8 and 9 the reviewers gave her are off, all of them are off. She is a 7 at most, and any higher would be misleading. Looks aside, her performance was spectacular, so, the rating for an 8 and 9 is accurate for performance.

I had high expectations to see someone around 25, not in their early 30's. That's a big difference to me. Facially, you can tell that she has matured, and there is no possible way she is under 30, more like 33 or 34. The thing about it is, all of her 8 or 9 new reviews never mentioned this. What a disappointment. My review of her should be approved shorty, so you can check my profile to see who I am talking about.

I am not here to talk down on the provider, I am more disappointed in the 8 or 9 reviewers, that none of them mentioned this. Well, I mentioned it in my pending review, cause I do not want other hobbyist to be mislead.

This whole thread is for the reviewers. If you see that she is at least 30 and claiming to be 25, please, please include that in the detail of your review, especially with 8 or 9 new reviews within the same month. Fuck me!

Apparently, biological age is important to you.

Unless someone who looks 50 and says that she's 21, I rarely talk about providers' age in my reviews. I am not a  good judge of age. Besides, biological age is not important to me. A 24 year-old who had a rough life would look old and a 40 year-old who takes care of her body would look younger.

The important thing is whether the photos are accurate.

when building my expectations since that's been my experience.  I've even had a provider or two agree with me that if a lady says she is 36 you can assume she is 40 or so.  And as the previous respondent pointed out, age as it affects looks is really important to some guys, not so important to others.  I agree that if a lady was trying to pass herself off as 22 and looked 50 I'd feel obliged to point that out in any review.  I'm always much more concerned with a provider's 'mental' age/maturity, as I find the ability to carry on an intelligent chat on a reasonable range of topics much more important to me than looking like a teenybopper or young twentysomething.  That's why I never see anyone under 25 and only rarely onder 30.  But its unlikely that I would find a 5 or so year discrepancy between advertised age and actual appearance remarkeable enough to comment on in a review.  If her pics were wonderful and she actually looked like a dog I'd certainly mention that, but that's not your complaint.  And if I think a lady truly looks like a 33-year-old 8 or 9, I certainly wouldn't drop it to a 6 or 7 just because her ad said she was 26.  But as always, YMMV.

OK, that's a major generalization (sorry ladies) but the two things that most of the women in my life do not discuss or provide less then accurate information about are age and weight.  I live in a house full of women (that’s why I hobby) and I can tell you that that I have been sworn to secrecy and threatened with bodily injury (jk) if I reveal this information.  So I don’t expect it to be accurate in the ads.
Besides, when a lady has mad skills does her age really matter? Not for me unless she advertises 19 and shows up with a walker!

she is a few years older than her posted age?  Are you kidding me?

I have met people who are 30 and look 25 and I have met people who are 25 who look like they are 30 or much older.  Lifestyle and genetics can significantly affect how old someone looks.  

Having met this Lady, I do not see how you could possibly be ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that she is not 25 years old unless she showed you an ID.  For you to write a diatribe like you have about this wonderful lady, you should be nothing less than ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE to try and hurt her business like this with such a petty grievance.  You remind me of the old DB911 posts about ladies being in his mind 5 pounds heavier than their posted weight based on his "expert" analysis of their pictures.

You also do not address her pictures except to say that she states, "and said real and recent pics." Do you dispute this?  Did you look at her pictures?  I did, and I found them to be extremely accurate and a true representation of the lady I met.  I encourage people to look at that pictures at the link below and make your own judgement.

Your ageism is odd and seems like a petty attack on a lady you admit gave you great service and whose only shortcoming is that in person, she SEEMED to be older than her posted age.  To make such a big deal about a claim for which you offer no proof seems extremely petty and just plain odd.

And making a statement late in the post that you are not attacking her, but rather the reviewers is ridiculous.  I saw the lady and I would not dispute her age, so why would I put that in a review?  Unless there is a clear and obvious age discrepancy, I would not put that in a review.  Even then, unless I saw an ID or the provider told me her actual age, I would state it as an OPINION, not the FACTUAL way you seem to be stating it.

Also, how does the number of reviews she has received recently have anything at all to do with this?  You point out several times how many reviews she has received lately and ask why she lies about age with 8 reviews....what!?!?

If age is such a big deal for you, might I suggest you ask for Birth Certificates or Photo IDs with a Birth Date from every lady you see, so that you are never subjected to excellent service from someone who may or may not be a year or two older than you want.

Good luck with that.

JMTC

McDonald~

While I can appreciate your concern...I think you could benefit from stepping back and appreciating this from another point of view.  You said 8 or 9 people gave her fantastice reviews and NONE OF THEM had a concern or comment about her age.  It would appear that the common denominator here is YOU.  Not her or them.  Your focus on her age/looks is clearly all you.  8 or 9 other people didn't raise the issue, but you do.  So the best suggestion would be to either appreciate that your standard is different (more narrow/specific).  Appreciate that 8 or 9 TER reviewers didn't "fail" you....its just your personal standards versus what the greater community has to say (or not say in this case).

Thanks for her personal website, I'll include that in her profile. It is good to have a second opinion on this from a person that actually saw the provider. Okay, from the pictures you gave me, she looks 25 in those pictures. But, not in real life. No freaking way does her face look like that in the pictures. If her face look young like that in the pictures, I wouldn't be complaining. However, her face looks much older than that in the picture.

Just relax and hear me out. You know, and I know, that she does not look that young in person, please don't dispute that with me otherwise you would be fooling yourself. She provides great service nonetheless. However, I always find it somewhat amusing when a provider blows the socks off for a client, he is intoxicated in her lust, and would give her a higher rating on looks.

Listen, you can fool yourself all you want that she is 25, but she ain't. And, those photos are not accurate. Just relax next time, I am not attacking the provider in anyway, so just cool down. I am getting off topic, and I'll leave it to the readers to determine who is telling the truth. Thanks!

where is your PROOF that she is not 25?  You state it as an absolute fact that she is not 25.  If You Are So Sure, Then Prove It or Give It A Freaking Rest!

You state that the pictures on the site I posted were not accurate...In What Way?  Is that not the lady you saw?  Other than the not insignificant effect that lighting and makeup can have, can you ABSOLUTELY BEYOND ALL REASONABLE DOUBT say that those photos are not recent.  No...No you cannot.

Now to be clear, I am NOT saying that I am positive that she is 25.  Why?  Because just like you, I am NOT SURE BEYOND ALL REASONABLE DOUBT, but I do know that the lady I saw is very accurately represented by the photos on that site.

Oh and by the way, your passive aggressive attempt at asking me to "relax", "take a chill pill", and "just cool down" to try and show that my comments should be ignored because I am excited or out control are childish and unnecessary.  You took a pot shot at a provider and reviewers and got called on it.  Using passive aggressive statements in a feeble attempt to discredit the people calling you out is just sad and so unnecessary.

Also, your statement that, "I am not attacking the provider in anyway" is just pure and simple Bull Squirt.  You were clearly attacking her, but again you did it by passive aggressively claiming to be calling out her reviewers.

I have to agree.  I saw this woman on 2 occasions and the pictures are absolutely her!  Her age?  I would guess upper 20's to early 30's..............so what????  Your whole post is absolute BS!  You keep saying that you are not attacking her but you are.  Personally, you sound like a complete idiot to me.  I am one of those reviews that you are speaking of.  I believe my review to be more than correct and very detailed!

I believe that not only are you attacking her but you are attacking me and my review and the other reviewers.  I have seen a few providers and I have seen some bad ones.  I report on the bad ones too!  I try to be fair and tell it like "I" saw it.  In my opinion she is a very beautiful woman so who are you to tell me she is a 7????  Get over yourself.  Stop proclaiming yourself to be the ultimate reviewer.  I spent some time in the military and I can guarantee you that I have seen as many or probably way more providers in my day than you have.

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adding 5 is about right almost all the time in guessing a provider's true age.

That's your opinion.  You are obviously attacking her. IMHO she looks in her mid-20s. And who cares if she's older, when she looks the age advertised. Is this necessary, this rant?  It sounds like you have buyer's remorse. Just move on.

S

Maybe the reviewers didn't have a problem with her looks. Maybe to them she looked her posted age, or it just wasn't a huge deal for them.

I remember seeing her ad some time ago and thought she appeared older than her posted age. She looked more like early 30s to me than mid-twenties. To her credit, she appears to be using current photos of herself. I prefer that a provider post current photos and let the shoppers guess her true age. Based on her reviews and photos, I would put her in the "Older provider high performance file."

Stated age 18-20 is usually correct, 25-35 add 5

I hope by now you're getting the point, stop kidding yourself, they all lie about their age, but you can't accept that where others have.

You've gone from complaing about her age to complaining about her pics not being accurate so how is it you think this is not attacking her? Ok so let's get it straight now. You are complaining about her age misrepresented and her looks based on photos. But at least you agree she gives an experience worthy of an 8 or 9.

Ok I get it. You meant to only complaining about the reviewers not telling the truth. So now not only do providers lie and use pics that are too good to be true but so do reviewers lie in not pointing out theses very important details.

So who really needs to take a chill pill hahaha

Seriously it saddens me when someone gets taken advantage of like you have and no one feels your pain. Maybe before you go to see the next one you should contact those who reviewed her and ask them to tell the truth? Just a thought.

I can't wait to see her myself when she returns. It sounds like she's a lot of fun and fits my budget hahaha. So thanks for posting your thoughts and opinion. And I hope you've learned how to adjust your expectations to fit your needs and can avoid these type of disappointing experiences in the future and save the 230 for someone else.

Damn I miss the happy hours beers and making jokes about each other and posts like theses. Anyone up for a beer?

McD - you need to use my ADJUSTMENT FACTOR when reading stats and reviews.
On age in provider ads: for the 24-29 age range, ad 5 years.  For the 30+, ad at least 5 years.
On typical TER looks ratings, deduct 2.  There are no 9s or 10s working in this biz.  Real world 9s and 10s are in Playboy magazine and Victorias Secret Catalogs.