1. I'd like to take you out on a date but your breasts are
just too big.

2. Here honey, you use the remote for a while.

3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

5. We never talk anymore.

6. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

7. I'm sick of blow jobs. How about if I just try to satisfy
you for an hour?

Bravo, the list is hysterical!

I regularly say #3...usually after climax when getting a towel to clean her off.

But I have actually heard ALL those things at various times from gentlemen I see in this demimonde.  The breast comment was the most surprising.... but it did explain why we always had room service!

1. (she calls you up and say), Hi gorgeous, I'm feeling lonely and horny today, you wanna come over and fuck me for free?

2. You want to fuck me up the ass? Sure! There is no extra charge.

3. You want to stay here a few extra hours longer to keep me company? Don't worry about the money, your fine, its on me.

4. I have a surprise for you, this is one of my girlfriends, she wants to fuck you first for free, then I'll fuck you after you fuck her.

5. Sure, you want to try that position? Absolutely, any position for you baby, don't hesitate to ask!

6. I wanna set a record for you, how many times do you think I can make you come?

7. Last but not least, and damn I wish more providers said this, I would be a happy man. "I want you to fuck the shit out of me, and make sure my head bobble like the bobble head dolls while you do it. I want you to fuck me real hard and good, and treat me like a filthy whore that I am. Fuck that pussy hard baby, and pound that shit like you own that pussy baby. I want you to treat me like a dirty slut"

Now that, those are words that the majority of men would like to hear. Hey, I can still fantasize right? LMAO.

Been there and done that and the lady looked at the clock and we just continued. Then cowgirl, doggy etc and then more French conversation.  I love DATY and go for hours.

A few of these actually,

#1 Never heard this from a provider (for Free that is)

#2 I am rather surprised when I hear a provider wants me to fuck her ass (my jewelry is somewhat intimidating)... but it has happened... and except for one, I have universally said "no thanks not my thing"

#3 It might seem hard to believe but I have been asked more than a few times..

#4 yea pretty much can't see this happening ever (for Free that is)

#5 I never have a problem with positions or trying new ones with a provider

#6 Amsterdam says this... She makes it a point to milk you dry... currently no other provider has taken 4 shots out of me in 90min... but we kinda are cut from a similar mold...

#7 Is how I fuck, but I have heard from a few providers that guys don't know where the clit is, and don't know how to fuck...

My change hitting the floor... all 2 pennies of it...

seeing? Really, what ladies do YOU keep company with?

I can speak for myself as well as a few fellow providers when I say " I've said at least 3 of those...."
LOL!

I'm just too damn nice sometimes to do anything that I feel is uncomfortable with them. I feel that I am an easy ticket for them too sometimes, that is, they'll say, "well, he's gonna be easy money".

Half the time, I spend most of it talking and they bitch me around. Oh well. At least I get to be in their presence. I gotta work up the courage, and demand that ass, and say, "no, I want my pussy this way dammit!"

Thanks for the PM BTW!






                                                                                                                                             

Hear # 3 often

But I've heard at least variations of most of the 7 things a Hobbyist won't say, and I've said most, if not all, of the things a Provider won't say (I think I said 2 of them today....).

Am I doing something wrong?

Things I would never thought to say as a hobbiest to a provider:

"Can I have another cookie?"

except for number 6 ... and the only reason for it was that i was buying a vibe that we later tried IN not ON

Lina

Nope. I don't participate in hobbying that much but I have said a lot of the things I supposedly wouldn't. And being a nice guy at heart, I managed to get some of the supposedly impossible provider comments. If someone wants a GFE, they need to give the lady a BFE. I doesn't always work out as I would want but it often comes close.

How about #2 and #7?  If u get down like that PM me.  If you combine the two PM me...Quick!