I will not divuldge the identity of the lady in question so please do not ask and please do not PM me asking for the info either.

OK... So I send an e-mail inquiry to a lady who had posted that she would be visiting later this month. A few days go by and nothing... Today I recieve an e-mail back from her with a detailed list of her services and rates along with a PDF document that turns out to be a contract for services....

In it she asked that I print, sign, scan and return the document to her before she is willing to schedule! Now... perhaps some people may have fallen off the turnip truck but I for one see this as something that unwittingly could/would bite me in the ass later!

Has anyone ever had this requested of them in the past and if so how did you handle it? I'm inclined to just sign the document "Tony the Tiger" and send it back to see if she notices. I find it hard to believe anyone would be dumb enought to sign their name to a contract that implies illegal services...

Am I nuts here or could she possibly be getting folks to actually sign the damn thing? Really just perplexed and can't tell if its nievity on her part or just pretentiousness???

Thanks,
Fog

Ive not heard of anything quite like that and sure wouldnt plan to see her much less sign her little contract.
Glad for you, you found out before you met her what her perceptions are..wow

So now there's a pre-hobby agreement that mirrors a pre-nup agreement! Interesting indeed! LOL!

She sent an e-mail that outlined her services and included was a PDF with a contract stating that I agree her services are not for sex or any intimate services...

Fog

OK... SHe does not consider herself a low class provider as she chargfes 300+ per hour... but she is also very elequent and well spoken in her e-mails so I have no reason to doubt she is legit... she just has an unreasonable screening process in my opinion...

I appreciate your comments on this actually being a legitimate process at one point but this is a ridiculous expectation in my mind.

Fog

She is VA based and is not reviewed on TER... nor am I aware of her being reviewed anywhere else.

Have seen her posts pretty regularly on Eros over the past several months so I was inclined to seek info.

Fog

If she has reviews stating her menu, then she's a newbie.

If she has no reviews, then she might be an upseller.

Still a newbie.

...but even I know that's pure crap.  Not a chance in hell.  Why would she expect you to sign something that's not legally enforceable anyway?  She's either off her rocker, or has ill-intentions.

I wish I could see a copy? I deal in services contracts on a daily basis. I would be courious to know the basis of damages?

Don't even think of sending it back.

B.T. Barnum was correct.  There is a sucker born every minute.
AND
People still fall for the Nigerian Bank scam letter.
I know you know better but some fools do not.

and wouldn't comply with it.  The lady is obviosly an amatuer or LE.

and honestly almost fell off my chair.

She emailed you a pdf document that lists her services and asked you to sign, scan it and email back to her?  What services did she list?  Maybe this was a joke.  Whoever this lady whom you will not name is....she's crazy.  I hope I never cross her path.

I will not sign the document but signing it does not make make it a valid contract. You cannot legally contract for illegal activity.

Are we talking about an established, reviewed provider here?

You do not mentioned where you found the provider? Is she well known? Does she have any reviews on TER or elsewhere? How are her ratings?

You don't have to divulge the name, but certainly can provide us more insight on this issue by giving us this information.

Don't try to figure out the situation.

1. If she's nuts = BAD SITUATION
2. If she's LE  = BAD SITUATION
3. Anything else = BAD SITUATION

Treat it as if it were SPAM.

I got the impression that she wanted you to sign your name for intimate services.

My guess is that she is just an amateur, scared provider. I would not think she is an LE.

I got the impression that she wanted you to sign your name for intimate services.

My guess is that she is just an amateur, scared provider. I would not think she is an LE.

If what I sign is to agree that the service that I will receive is not illegal and, even though it's unenforcible, it will make her happy, and I want to see her bad enough, I would sign it. In your particular case, she is an unreviewed and not well-known, so I might not sign it.

Had a massage encounter in Falls Church the other month where the girl had me sign a form that said I wouldn't ask for any illegal activities, etc. etc.

Jesus H. Christ signed the form

Let me guess - the hourly rate is in the $180-220 range.

Its a scam. It's the same MO that a lot of the rip-off artists on Eros use. They make you sign a contract and collect the money from you upfront, then will ask you what you want to do. When you make a move they point to the contract and say that you knew you were not getting any illegal services. This one's ballsy enough to send you a contract before even meeting you.

I politely explained the situation to the lady in question and mentioned that I would love to see her buyt the contract was a no go regardless! After a few back and forths she reluctantly agreed to see me and I will report back if I indeed decide to see her!

Fog

An outcall place in NYC I worked for briefly gave me a stack of forms like the one you mentioned. The place was called wicked models and charged 600 dollars an hour, so needless to say, I wasn't swamped with appointments ( I am a normal human and not a porn star, after all). On my first day of work, I actually asked my clients to sign those forms. I think one person did. It was extremely embarrassing. Most clients I asked said "hell no!" but I just went on with the session without pressing the matter. The agency I worked for is now out of business.
I bet this girl is just making some sort of newbie mistake in judgment. She probably thinks she's keeping herself safe, when in fact, her form is useless. If her experience is like mine, everyone will refuse to sign the form and she'll realize she has to either ditch the form or go without appointments. If I were you I'd just let her know that I'd love to see her but that I'm not signing any forms.

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NOTE to SELF: Remember to NOT sign any contract forms with an escort. Even though they are not legally binding, they may be admissable as evidence of illegal activity. Adding this my growing list of newbie things not to do.