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So she broke out the magnum....
As most....I do my homework before booking with any new girl. I comb through her reviews to get a general consensus at how skilled she is in her craft.
In those reads, I always run across the review from some guy pounding his chest. " So she broke out the magnum, which was too small." Or " she couldn't get me all the way down her throat" or I could only give her half."
1st off.....im not jealous. Hell, if your twice the lumberjack that I am, and you can have twice the fun with yours as I do with mine.... I don't see how you can take It!
But, these reviews are written by men.... read by men! If you're swinging major league wood...you da man!
But in my life experience....the person who boasts, is usually full of shit! And even if accurate....whats the point? Do you think these ladies comb reviews looking for Kong dong? So they're gonna see your review and message you...." oh please, come over and give me Godzilla....on the house"?
I would think if your that heavy duty, these ladies would steer clear....lest you damage their merchandise. And for me.... I would think, " well, no point for me to go see her, too deep a pond for me to swim in."
I just don't see how descriptors on the size of your johnson are of importance when reviewing an encounter with a provider. I want to know about her.... not how many times you have to fold it to put it back in your pants.
Blast away.... but I had to say it.
Reviewers seem to love mentioning they are, as The Donald would say, “HUGE!”
I was just reading a review where the guy wrote that his provider said she couldn’t do another round of intercourses because she “bled a little” from the damage done by his huge dong. And from his description, he seemed to think she enjoyed the intercourse! I would definitely steer clear of that hobbyist if I were a provider.
So why would anyone write such a thing, even if true? I think the most likely reason is hubris. That is, the guy is so enamored with his oversized member, that he forgets to consider the consequences of boasting about it.
Alternatively, it could be the case that he actually does not have king king dong, saw a provider, and finds pleasure in writing a partially-fictional tale. Again, not a good strategy for attracting new providers, but I believe a significant % of hobbyists enjoy the story-telling aspect as much as experiencing a provider. After all, doesn’t TER have a disclaimer saying something like all reviews are fictional?!
I tend to believe the latter. In the reviews I've run across, these fellas take every opportunity to shout how large they are. Thou dost protest too much. Lol!
Just seems like they are desperate for ppl to take notice of their claims. Given the fictional feel of the review from this standpoint, how can I put stock in any word of it? Example: he claims he's big, and so go the exaggerated claims of her responses to the encounter. When in fact she may be a subpar performer, but he doesn't possess the humility to " tell it like it was".
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In the cases you described, the guys were obviously bragging and had a large ego that they needed to feed. I have heard the other side of the story from escorts, who tell me, the guy was not that big or could not get off in her, so he had to just sit and masturbate to finish. But instead he wrote an imaginary tale of how studly he was. As I have heard repeatedly, it is not the size but the motion. On the flip side, I have been told by an escort that they have a shallow pussy and to not pound her too hard with my average sized dick. LOL. At the end of the day, no one wants to be sore or have their money maker out of order.
The reviews that caused me to post this were so over the top, and the reviewers made numerous reitterations about the size of their phallus.
Given that these reviews are read primarily by men, I guess I just don't understand the thought process behind it.
Another man isn't going to give two shits about the size of another guys junk.
These lady's see men at their worst....reduced to slobbering animals. I'm sure at the end of the day, these women don't want to see another man. So, they aren't combing through these reviews looking for a guy to fuck OTC. They don't really care about that, as long as you drop the envelope. So talking up your kickstand isn't going to get you comped, it's not going to allow you to avoid screening, or move you to the front of the line. At least not with any reputable provider...
I try to give honest, objective reviews. Sometimes, they probably aren't complimentary towards myself. If I'm willing to paint an honest picture of myself, then my thoughts on a provider should be believable as well....
It only helps those who are oversized know who can or cannot handle it and if size has an upcharge as some do.
I could understand that, but the reviews I've read aren't stating it like that....its simple boasting. If I can find one of the reviews again, I'll post a link. Then any can read it and draw their own opinion.
No need I agree it’s boasting. Funny how some ladies may hear from them, read the review, and not want to see them.
I was only pointing out how others who are well above average and concerned if size matter now see those reviews and think they may be ok seeing the provider.
Besides the one provider that states an upcharge for above average in her ad the only others I see usually are about Greek where they say “Size Matters” giving those overly endowed warming that may not be an option, rightfully so.
I saw the thread about the "above average" provider. I would bet you could walk in there with 5" and you'll still get that note. The worst part of that as she's structured it so that you have 2 options.... pay the upcharge, or leave without service , but still leave the base donation. No fucking way!
How the provider “handles” heavy meat is vital information. Providers never say, “I cant accommodate more than a six inch pencil” but are quick to describe themselves as GREEK FREAK or DEEP THROAT. If she’s delicate and can’t take a deep dick pounding I want to know before I get in the room.
I haven't noticed lots of guys bragging about their dick size in the reviews I read when I'm shopping for a provider.
"It's only as big around as a beer can (Coors Light), but the sumbitch is loooong!"
I have found that my relatively er... modest length and girth is the perfect size for an invitation to the Greek isles. So there is something to be said about modesty.
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