Washington DC
+1...great post
Aside from the obvious NCNS and not showering immediately upon arrival and lying on reviews what are some things that your clients do that really irritate you.
I got the idea to bring this question up because of something that happened yesterday. I went to see an agency girl. It was early in the afternoon and everything seemed fine. Midway through the appointment she seemed to lose interest. I thought no big deal, these things happen and maybe she just did not like me. Then she explained to me that her previous client did not shower and had overapplied some cheap/strong cologne. It wound up giving her a stomach ache. Once she told me I did notice that the room actually still had remnants of Brut By Faberge floating around. Yes, I knew exactly what it was because it reminded me of how my High School Boy's Locker room smelled like. Back then in the 80s I guess it was cool to combine the smell of sweat, foot fungus, dirty ass and cheap cologne. I wound up leaving after about 30 min. Thanks alot buddy for ruining my session with a 20 year old hottie and costing me $$$.
So ladies what are some things that your clients do that irritate you.
I can understand your disappointment, but isn't it the lady's responsibility if the client is unclean and smells bad to make sure he corrects that or sends him packing? Seems to me she has to make sure the workplace is user friendly and if it isn't she has to make it so for the next adventure.
acquired certain skills. This includes being forthright.
There is no back or school to teach a lady these things so one lives and learns.
You can bet your sweet ass that she won't allow it to happen again....been there, got the tshirt.!
Once she has encountered problems like this she will adjust her business practices accordingly and keep trying to evolve into a wonderful Provider.
Every Provider has experienced things like this in the first 1-2 years in the biz....eventually, we grow balls bigger than most men...lol
there are women who will overlook (or hold their nose) a lot in order to get the "green".
Getting pissed about losing a few C-notes, wasting three hours, turning down business to free up those three hours, paying for parking and spending the rest of the day with a Viagra (Yeah, I recently started taking that crap) induced headache is what this hobby is about. The girl was actually cute and very nice so I am not holding anything against her, besides it was not her fault and I did get to play with her for a little while. I have been around enough to know not to complain to agencies because if any action would be taken, it is the girl who would be punished.
It is over now and I was never really mad. I just figured that I should start this thread (not under an alias) to get other's perspective as to what pisses them off and hopefully we can all learn a thing or two.
1)Guys who book an hour, show up late and short on time and want to do a half hr instead.
If the late start time is even partially my fault, fine, but if YOU get there late- and I still have an hour available, which I almost always do, since I don't schedule back-to-back clients- you should pay for the original hour appt you booked.
2)Guys who won't give enough info to get a reference checked, and just say something like "My name is John, she knows who I am." Yes, sometimes she WILL know, but even if you are sure that is the case, *I* don't want to be the chick who sends out emails to providers I don't even know asking "Do you know John? He says you know him." Humor me, and give me more info, even if you don't think it's going to be needed.
3)Guys who want to see me RIGHT NOW, and expect to be reffed instantaneously. I know some of you only have small windows of time available to hobby, but if this is the case PLAN AHEAD. Join one of the verification sites. If you don't want to do that, send me your refs when you put me on your "to do list"- I am more than happy to check them ahead of time, to make short-notice appts more likely to work.
And don't get mad at ME when YOUR refs don't reply as fast as you would like. What's that t-shirt slogan? "Your poor planning does not equal my emergency"? something like that....
"I have been around enough to know not to complain to agencies because if any action would be taken, it is the girl who would be punished."
In reality, this sounds like a lack of concern for others...forsaking another la de da da da...jezz
And when one has a continued negative experience with said person/place yet continnue to vsit/patronize/support it only to complain....huh
I just can't wrap my mind around this sort of mentality.
off. 3.5 inches bro!!! LMAO. Can you top that?
"Can I take the condom off"
"Just me, please?"
"I can't feel anything in a condom"
Etc.
There is very little a client can do to annoy me.
But this is the one thing that will shut me down - turn me off and ruin a session.
Thats all!
No one on this thread has even questioned the provider's version of why she performed so poorly. Some of you are real suckers.
How about she was tired and you were her 5th appointment. Maybe she didn't like you after all.
Of course you are not going to be posting a review, that would hurt her feelings.
Honestly I dont care if she liked me or not. She was very cute and the agency has been known to book back to back, to back appointments. So there may be some truth to what you say. I was mad for about an hour but after that I got over it. No Review just yet but I am considering it.
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